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Braless Celebrities, Sideboob

Kylie Jenner’s Shocking Nipples Haunt Me

Kylie JennerKylie Jenner was credited recently with wiping out around $1 billion from Snapchat’s market value. Apparently she wasn’t happy with a recent update, and said she isn’t gonna use it anymore.

Do you guys think that folks at companies like Snapchat or Instagram care about Kylie’s boobs? Ya better bet they do. Cause we care about her boobs, and they are very interested in what we care about.

Kyle Jenner 2Honestly, I don’t keep up with the Kardashians. I knew Kylie was somehow peripherally related, same kind of curvy Armenian body and all, but who knows who is related to who. But since she popped up in the news, and I drooled over her boobies a bit, I figured why not explore her a little deeper.

I know you are going to be astounded but: I can’t decide if she has fake ones. General consensus is yes, they are enhanced. But seriously, all those Kardashian girls are always popping up in sextapes and playboys and who knows where, and ain’t nobody got time to keep their breastacles straight. Regardless, Kylie has a great pair – a great BIG pair. And she certainly doesn’t mind bouncing them around braless.

Kylie Jenner PokiesAs you may have already noticed in that second photo above, Kylie doesn’t just have nice bazonkers, she also has great nipples. There are more than a few shots of her running around with fabulous pokies. Clearly she also has pierced nipples, which tend to keep those things hardened up and ready for the camera 24/7. They are just the right size, and thank goodness they are three-dimensional. Nobody wants flat nipples, and hers poke right out, thank tha heavens.

I think Kylie is only 20 years old these days, but there is ample opportunity for those girlz to get droopy considering she already got pregnant and recently had her first child. I won’t tell you what she named her kid, cause it’s stupid, but I will fervently hope that there’s some breastfeeding going on.

In 2017, she was named on some kind of richkid Forbes list because she made $41 million dollars. Yeah, you read that right! I think part of that was modeling, but a bunch of it was cosmetics. I saw a photo of her doing the walk of shame up a street in LA one mid-morning, but she happened to be clomping in those heels back to her spotless black Ferrari. Dang, that’s nutso.

If you’re really lucky, and you hang around BralessBlog long enough, you’ll find a couple of yummy photos of Kylie doing the sideboob thing. And why not? If you had hundreds of millions of dollars, and boobs that were big and just starting to go saggy in your 20-year old body, you’d flash a little too.

Kyle Jenner candidWith someone as used to the limelight as Kylie, and so carefully cultivated for the media frenzy of America, it’s hard to find *true* candids. You know, where we can peek down her blouse or check out her nipples on those mornings when she’s not yet awake, going for coffee, and kinda forgot her bra. But we can dream, and I can search, and show you all the goodies that I do find!

Also, very appropriate for BralessBlog – an in-depth Kylie boob analysis:

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Braless D-Cups, Sideboob

Massive Sideboob and Other Perverted Phenomena

massive sideboobRegardless of how much discipline a guy has, it’s basically impossible to ignore big boobs. A priest sworn to celibacy gets a gander at a nice pair of hooters, and he can’t help but stare. A geeky nerd who has never actually had his hands inside a gal’s shirt gets big-eyed and pants when faced with deep cleavage. It’s a natural reaction. I have no doubt that any number of men, possibly hundreds if not thousands, went to the festival shown in this photo and stopped dead in their tracks when they saw this massive sideboob. Seeing them head-on must be quite a treat, but there is a tiny bit of magic in the side view isn’t there? She actually looks like she might be wearing some kind of bikini. Maybe this is a waterpark. I’d love to watch her go down the log plume. I bet even a gay guy would have to check them out.

asian sideboobWhile we’re on the theme, we might as well enjoy some Asian sideboob. What a rare treat. Asian women aren’t known for having big boobs. Not that I mean to denigrate or stereotype, just stating what has been my experience. I should research this and see if there’s any data to support my statement. Anyway, this young lady appears to have brought a new extreme to the idea of a “sweater stretcher”. She’s looking over at the camera all innocent like, “Oh my! My big natural D-cups, which are slightly droopy and still phenomenal, are about to pop right out of this garment. Would you care to watch me?” Yes, dearie. I would. (I’m raising my hand.)

braless taktopWe’ll leave off the sideboob for a moment, but of course we’ll stick to the big boob topic. My goodness, look at this gal. The frizzy hair, and the freckles, and the fake gold jewelry in no way slows down my ascent of her twin peaks. A man could get lost between those two mountains. Might want to take a canteen and a power bar in case you don’t make it back out the first day. Those have to be DD’s, right? Gotta be. Hard to say if they are natural, cause they sure are sticking out pretty far. But who cares?? Wowza, this girl in this dark colored knit tanktop bouncing down the sidewalk as she heads to the store would be enough to cause traffic accidents. A local radio station’s traffic chopper might spot her near the scene of an accident and plunge from the sky while the pilot hyperventilates.

white bikini pokiesThis girl with the nutso pokies in the wet white bikini looks familiar, but I just can’t place her. Where have I seen her before? Not in my bedroom, I can tell you that for certain. Those massive boobs are plastered by the bikini top, and it makes me wonder if she is going to reach up and pinch those nipples a time or two, just to keep them at attention. Would you like to see that photo? Mmm, me too. If I were laying beside her on the beach, I would have to bury the lower half of my body with a little toy shovel so that my aroused manparts didn’t offend anyone. If I were to get kicked off a public beach, she might be worth it.

Update:

Errbody gather round. I know ya’ll want to see this. There is so much to like about this photo. This cute little hunny has done us the favor of draping across her fabulous body a loose fitting tanktop, and then she’s decided to snap a photo of the sidewall of her big boobs. Wow, that is just to delicious to bear. Don’t you love how you can see the fold under her boob, and the slight sag, and the way her nipples point down a bit? That’s the nature of natural ta-ta’s, and I love it. I love it all.

Braless Celebrities, Sideboob

Katy Perry Braless Sideboob Yummies

These are some tantalizingly delicious shots of Katy Perry‘s boobs. The art of the sideboob is a curious thing. We generally fawn over cleavage and nipples. Bot those of us who are experts know the power of the sideboob. Those girls are just begging for a warm hand and a nuzzle from a nose. My nose, to be precise. Katy’s face, I realize, can be alarming when not caked with makeup. But you see, Katy knows this, and keeps madeup. She tries extra hard to be a hot little totty. Do you see her out slumming in sweats, and greasy hair, and no makeup like Britney? No siree bob. She’s out to wow you and make you groan. Same thing in bed, I suspect. She would go that extra distance to make sure you knew she had been there. Not by kneeing you in the testicles, then clapping with delight. But by… well, I leave it to your imagination. The important part to remember is: a) they are big, b) they are currently braless, c) they are within a millimeter, a scant niphair of falling right out. The photographer jedi who took these photos probably had to go douse his face and neck with cold water just to calm himself down.