Category Archives: Sideboob

Crazy Sideboob and Some February Updates

I added a little sauce to the latest Lisa Rinna post.

I fixed the video and added a yummy photo to the Alexandra Daddario post.

Updated little miss Gina Carano.

I found the equivalent of a rare coin at the bottom of a coal mine, and posted a few photos of Hillary Duff’s pokies. And a video, for extra fun.

Do you guys know what a Narwhal is? It’s kind of like a unicorn, except it’s a whale. No, I’m not making this up. They are about as rare as a unicorn, but not quite since they are real.

picnic table sideboobWell, this photo is like a Narwhal. Really, really dang rare.

Explain to me how a woman can even bang out a sideboob this awesome *from the rear*?? I know some of your are going to protest that she appears to be wearing a bra, thus presenting quite a conundrum for the “bralessblog” topic in general. But ya’ll just need to hush up, and conceded the fact that when that much of a boob is hanging out the side, the presence or absence of a bra is of little consequence.

Further rarifying this shot, vaulting it into the upper echelons of my favorites in the sideboob category, is that wonderful peach of an ass the mamma is rocking. Those cutoff shorts are mighty short, and they are cleaving her buttcheeks in a way that makes me spasm in my tightie whities.

I don’t know what exactly I would do with this lady if I happened upon her sitting at her picnic table. Given that she’s probably there to eat dinner, I would probably go fetch her bar-b-q plate and then stumble on the way back and fall down like a geek and hope that she came to nurse me and my bruised knee back to health. But I should cut this little daydream off there, before I admit additional things that would actually embarrass me.

The Sideboob Side-eye

Thank god for mirrored sunglasses.

I don’t say that because I’m a fashion maven. Far from it. If folks don’t like my 1980’s Reebok tanktop that has a few holes in it and a bit of yellow tinge, ohwelltoobad.

I use the mirrored sunglasses to hide my eyes. Cause sometimes I can’t help but stare.

Especially at sideboob.

It’s a bit like downblouse stuff. What red-blooded male can restrain himself from checking out boobies when they are offered up on display? Not me, that’s for sure. Hence the sunglasses.

Have you ever done the thing where you are looking but you are trying to keep your head pointed straight ahead so nobody knows you’re looking? Come on, I know you have. Admit it.

Well, that’s the side-eye. If you happen to be doing it to track a little sideboob action, then you have sideboob side-eye. Annnd BAM! You have the title of my post today.

Asian sideboob picI could’ve sworn that I had posted this photo before. But I looked all over the site and couldn’t find it.

There are a lot of great photos here on BralessBlog aren’t there!? I kind of forget sometimes, and then when I take a look around, the pervert in me always seems to enjoy the treasure trove.

For example, this is like the original sideboob post from 2017. And it is yummy.

Back to the photo at hand, it thankfully is a part of a pair. The other pic showing this hot little Asian is…

Asian tanktopRight here. Now hot damn, ain’t she a little number?

You have to wonder what is going through her head to wear something like that in public. Guys like me, and you, and even some of you gals are going to stare. Those are just the facts of life.

Maybe she was just super hot, it was summer time, and she wanted to walk around Walt Disney World braless and with sweaty nipples.

More power too her.

bikini sideboobSpeaking of power, check out this power bikini. This girl’s rack is threatening to spill right out. Let’s hope that she ends up jumping in a pool and snapping the edge of that swimsuit over her areola.

Did you notice she has sunglasses on? Yep, she’s probably giving my crotch bulge a little side-eye at the pool. As opposed to looking like I stuffed a large hairy squirrel down my speedos, it looks more like a medium-sized cap that fits on a magic marker.

But yeah, she’s looking.

One more, for good luck?

Ignoring this girl’s hair, which looks like she belongs in a shampoo commercial and makes me want to grab it and sniff it and pull it and get it dirty and crusty, she looks to have some heavy hangers.

I’m sure there is a bit of a wobble there as she walks. After all, we can see in the side of her purple dress, and I’m sure not going to miss a single wiggle of those big boobs.

The 5 Secrets of Rita Ora’s Boobs

It was a good day to stamp out my ignorance about Rita Ora and those very heavy boobs.

I might be the only one who doesn’t know who she is, considering she has 15.8 million followers on her instagram account.

She kind of popped onto my radar when I stumbled across a news article that I just couldn’t ignore. The title:

Rita Ora Goes Braless Under Semi-Sheer Crop Top

Now come on, do you think I was going to pass that by??

rita ora sideboobSo once I fell into the dark cesspool that is the internet, I discovered a few things about Rita. Mainly I was busy looking at her boobs. Some of this is top secret, but hey I’m not good at keeping secrets. Let’s go through what I learned.

1) That cleavage is probably just too deep to be real. What I’m telling you jokers is that her boobs are fake. Not in the sense that you can’t touch them. They are real enough from that perspective. She’s probably “enhanced”.

2) Rita has a tattoo on the side of her boob. I wish I knew this first hand from groping it, but alas I had to peer/stare/slobber on dozens of photos to determine it says:

love all, trust few, do wrong to none

That’s very philosophical, and not as hot as saaaay “pinch my nipples while you call me dirty names”.

rita ora cleavage3) Rita was insecure about her boobs growing up. Here’s what she says about the time period when she started growing breasts:

I started maturing when I was 14 and so for me I hated my boobs and I went to musical theatre school so we wore leotards and did ballet. I was the first one to have tits and I hated them until the hottest guy fancied me and then I liked them!

That’s what every busty lady says about her boobs. And that’s what every flat-chested lady says about her boobs. All women are insecure about their boobies. This is not news to womanologists like me.

4) One time Rita was on a TV show and she wore a trouser suit with a top that was open all the way down to her toenails and nothing on underneath. It’s hard to hide those 34DD boobs. The network received over 400 complaints. I guess I can understand that. Maybe some parents were outraged if their young kids saw the cleavage and their eyeballs were burned out. I personally would’ve filed a petition to see more.

rita ora pokies5) Rita has made out with girls, and may be bisexual. I think that means she almost definitely likes boobs? She came out with a song called Girls where she talks about putting a liplock on a lady. A bunch of people got all up in arms saying she wasn’t supporting gay folks. None of this makes any sense to me whatsoever, but then again it is often difficult for me to think beyond a simple mammary gland.

Now the very best news about Rita is that she is constantly, and I mean *constantly* stomping around with her boobs hanging out and braless.

There are certain celebs out there who make my life tough. I need nipples and cleavage, and they are so damn stingy with it. Not Rita. She gives the gift of those wonderful boobs all day every day, even to weirdo pathetic perverts like me.

rita ora braless

Update:
Let’s check out Rita doing a little braless painting in the backyard…
edit – youtube nannies struck again

Update 2:

Celebrities Jiggle Around

I’ll be honest, I had no idea how Keke Palmer was. I just knew that she had some little b-cups and she liked to stop around the city braless. She was in the movie Barbershop 2, which I luckily did not see, and a handful of TV shows. I don’t think she’s that famous, but her boobs are. From relative obscurity to demanding attention with the sideboob shot, well-played Ms Keke.

Apparently Sara Shahi is an Iranian-American actress who was also an NFL Cheerleader. Check closely, and perhaps you will notice that she has gigantic, natural boobies. Yep, I noticed too. I would think those things would bounce all over the place if she was doing a cheerleading dance. The best I could find was this low-res video. Enjoy.

I realize the 2016 American Music Awards were awhile ago. But these shots of a braless Olivia Munn are too yummy to pass up. She has a cute body. I think watching her play ping pong while wearing a very loose tank top would actually be more fun than watching her in a movie or America’s Got Talent, or whatever it is she’s doing on screen these days. She looks kind of exotic. I think her dad was German and her mom was Vietnamese.