Braless Women 30

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

It’s a little wacky how popular our “random braless women” posts are here at braless blog. The other day I was walking out of the grocery store with my popsicles and peanut butter and this sexy middle aged milf stopped me and asked if I could throw up a few more of the amateurs. I groped her and said sure. Mmmk, that’s a lie.

By the way, our most popular post of August was swimwear pokies. That’s a bit of a surprise. I’m guessing it’s because of the Olympics and all that. The next most popular was braless women 27, which is really just due to (my) incredibly witty writing.

Okay, class. First of all, I want you to raise your hand if you are
a) braless
b) cute as hell
c) willing to drop trou for the camera
Ohhh, me! Me-me-me!
Amateur Pokies 1

It’s a mole. I know what you’re thinking. Actually, I know your first two thoughts. Initially, you thought hey is that a nipple? Well, like I said, it ain’t. Right after you checked the pic out and found out for yourself that it was indeed a mole instead of a nipple, your next though was – I wonder if god forbid she has hairs sticking out of the mole?
Amateur Pokies 2

Cute and curly and kind of sleepy-eyed in a way that suggest her eyes are kind of burning and bloodshot because she was up so late last night and may have now that she thinks about it caught a load right in the iris.
Amateur Pokies 3

Now I realize that possibly because of the way this amateur is holding her wine glass or possibly because of the set of her jaw she looks a bit like she needs some dental work and might possibly qualify as a “I’d do it but be embarrassed about it” kind of gal. But whoa-dang, look at that rack. Look at that wide open dress, look at those tough sonufabitch nips. We would not kick her out of bed, nosir we would treat her like a princess if she went out with us lookin like that.
Amateur Pokies 4

Slick, it’s a little see-through braless action and a f’d up haircut. I’ve found women with f’d up haircuts are sort of easy targets. They have butchered their hair on purpose in the hopes that some dude (um, or possibly gal) will still stop and tell her I find you sexy and attractive an desirable. So if ya tell them that and put the moves on em, you’re golden.
Amateur Pokies 5

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Braless Women 29

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Random braless women could save the world. Instead of random and senseless violence, we could all relax and maybe fap to boobie chicks. Think about it. For a few paltry bucks per year, the president and congress could fund social programs like this, and we could basically end violence.

Random gal #1 also lands the coveted braless tanktop award. I like those pokies. Looks a little bit like she may have some nipple jewelry. I’m not a huge fan, but trust me I can get over it.
braless woman 1

Random gal #2 is some starlet whose name I forget. But she appears to be kind of dewy, and damp, and her nipples are so ridiculously perky that I gnash my teeth and tear my hear out just thinking about rocking them at a picnic or maybe in the grocery store in the frozen foods aisle.
braless woman 2

Girl number three could be prettier, but those nipples couldn’t get any pokier, so quit yer complainin and get to ogling.
braless girl 3

A wicked smile and a tip of the dark sunglasses are the only signs that braless woman four is mesmerized by my good looks and witty, manly charm. I was going to wear cologne today, but forgot it. And my deodorant. Good thing, otherwise this skinny little babe would jump right off the screen and ask me to propose to her.
braless woman 4

Ahh, this is so freaking awesome. This is why God, or maybe some teutonic german, invented the cellphone camera. So ladies could send pictures to us of the incredible braless boobies. I can’t tell if this is like a nightgown, or a housedress, or something you would wear maybe to a parent-teacher conference. I like how it’s stretched tight over the pokies, damn fine photography skills.
braless woman 5

This is pretty cool. She has a leotard on. Or a unitard? Some kind of tard. Perfectly coiffed blonde locks, casually unbuttoned shorts, walking toward the camera as if to say I’m about to sex you up, hope you got some rest last night darlin.
braless woman 6

And lucky number 7. Whoa, holy moley. There is only one reason to wear a sweater cut that low, and allow your braless cleavage to squeeze that tight, and pull you thighs up so the crotch of your panties bulges with your labia. It’s because you want me to aim right for that necklace. Kaboom, oops so sorry did that get in your eyes. Yep, well know what’s going on here.
braless woman 7

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Amanda Seyfried Braless

Posted on September 3, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Holy crikey, we ain’t got no Amanda Seyfried posts! Gotta rectify, not justify. Cain’t lie, them boobs is fly. If you had double-d-cup knockers, you would probably go to the gym in some kind of little workout tanktop, sweat your ass off, then stomp around town until you found your Mercedes Benz. I know I would. Amanda does it just right, with some serious, no fooling around pokies. Even sweaty and a little stank, with that braid making her look like some bleached out pocohontus, I would hit it. She has a great body and all, but seriously when you look close, does she look like she works out much? Maybe she just started. I’m not saying she’s fat or needs to quit eating pancakes every Wednesday morning, I’m just saying she doesn’t look particularly toned or athletic.

I saw Amanda Seyfried in a movie by the name of Chloe. I don’t remember much about it, but I do remember being impossibly horny during this crazy lesbian scene. Also, Julianna Moore rubbed one off in the shower. That probably got me going, then by the time the crack snackin got going, I was horny enough to hump the TV remote.

Seyfried gets nekkid in a lot of the movies she does. It’s kind of gratuitous, and this is coming from a pervert like me who won’t watch a movie unless it has some nudity in it. You gotta wonder if she has an exhibitionist side, and tells the director, hey I wanna show you allll my stuff k?

Amanda Seyfried PokiesAmanda Seyfried PokiesAmanda Seyfried Pokies

Although she looks quite grumpy in these pics, I can assure you I know exactly what it would take to cheer her up. One romp in the backseat of her Benz would be enough to cure her for several hours. Then she would turn into a crazed lunatic in search of another FIX from my Adonis-like body, but alas I must move on and service the other customers.

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Pokies in the Polo Shirt

Posted on September 2, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

From our friend Nikki. Thanks Nikki, we love you too. We especially appreciate that gorgeous smile (er, not shown in this photo), and that awesome ass (um, also not shown), and those pokies in the polo shirt are really more like a Christmas present 🙂

nikki's pokies

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