Can’t Ignore Braless Crotches

Posted on January 25, 2020 by Mr. Pokies

I’m supposed to be focused on boobs. That’s what the website is for, and that’s kinda my obsession. But sometimes a fella can’t help but check out a bit of vadge.

So today’s platinum edition of BralessBlog is going to offer up a couple of hunnies spreading their legs.

braless babeLike this little filly.

Now clearly she was doing some kind of photo shoot, and she obediently followed the photographer’s orders. When he told her to sit in the middle of the road and throw her head back and spread her legs, she did so without question.

Why am I not a photographer?? I mean, the camera does all the work. How hard could this be? I could order hot ladies around and have them take off their clothes and the world would be perfect.

The brown/tan romper she is wearing is quite low-cut, and I love the way it shows off her braless boobies.

And if you’re like me, you zoomed in on her crotch, and thoroughly studied each little line and bulge while trying not to whine like an overly excited puppy.

braless swimsuitThis blonde momma is doing it right.

Her pokies are really standing out (pun intended) in this white 1-piece swimsuit. And not only is she spreading her legs and jamming her crotch out in an attempt to rip it right out of her clothing, she is also touching the tops of her thighs and “framing” herself with her hands.

That’s what I would do if I was Harvy Weinstein. Oops, I mean a photographer. I would yell “frame your vagina!” and the model would look at me with her pouty little lips and say yes sir.

braless blondeI don’t want to waste a post, so I might as well fill our reading time up with additional hotness.

I kind of like this girl’s glasses. And her boobs are just begging for a good motorboat. Hahahaha, I crack myself up.

Do you think she is cold, or does she just have permanip?

I think that’s a real medical condition, by the way.

braless in the alleyI seem to be all up on the blondies today.

This particular girl is the cutest little smiling amateur ever. That tanktop she’s wearing doesn’t stand a chance against her perky braless busoms.

I like her little bellybutton. She ain’t ripped, she has probably been eating some chocolate bars and drinking some cocktails. And that’s just fine. I would help her work those extra calories off with my special version of cardio.

braless blue eyed blondeOne more blonde, this one with blue eyes and white teeth.

Those cutoff shorts make me think dirty thoughts. Is she a Dixie Chick? She probably has a country accent. She would sound so yummy when she was moaning “oooh, motorboat me daddy”.

Whoa, what happened? There for a minute I was all zoned out and daydreaming. Is she on her knees in her bedroom? I would… well, you know what I would do.

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The 5 Secrets of Rita Ora’s Boobs

Posted on January 16, 2020 by Mr. Pokies

It was a good day to stamp out my ignorance about Rita Ora and those very heavy boobs.

I might be the only one who doesn’t know who she is, considering she has 15.8 million followers on her instagram account.

She kind of popped onto my radar when I stumbled across a news article that I just couldn’t ignore. The title:

Rita Ora Goes Braless Under Semi-Sheer Crop Top

Now come on, do you think I was going to pass that by??

rita ora sideboobSo once I fell into the dark cesspool that is the internet, I discovered a few things about Rita. Mainly I was busy looking at her boobs. Some of this is top secret, but hey I’m not good at keeping secrets. Let’s go through what I learned.

1) That cleavage is probably just too deep to be real. What I’m telling you jokers is that her boobs are fake. Not in the sense that you can’t touch them. They are real enough from that perspective. She’s probably “enhanced”.

2) Rita has a tattoo on the side of her boob. I wish I knew this first hand from groping it, but alas I had to peer/stare/slobber on dozens of photos to determine it says:

love all, trust few, do wrong to none

That’s very philosophical, and not as hot as saaaay “pinch my nipples while you call me dirty names”.

rita ora cleavage3) Rita was insecure about her boobs growing up. Here’s what she says about the time period when she started growing breasts:

I started maturing when I was 14 and so for me I hated my boobs and I went to musical theatre school so we wore leotards and did ballet. I was the first one to have tits and I hated them until the hottest guy fancied me and then I liked them!

That’s what every busty lady says about her boobs. And that’s what every flat-chested lady says about her boobs. All women are insecure about their boobies. This is not news to womanologists like me.

4) One time Rita was on a TV show and she wore a trouser suit with a top that was open all the way down to her toenails and nothing on underneath. It’s hard to hide those 34DD boobs. The network received over 400 complaints. I guess I can understand that. Maybe some parents were outraged if their young kids saw the cleavage and their eyeballs were burned out. I personally would’ve filed a petition to see more.

rita ora pokies5) Rita has made out with girls, and may be bisexual. I think that means she almost definitely likes boobs? She came out with a song called Girls where she talks about putting a liplock on a lady. A bunch of people got all up in arms saying she wasn’t supporting gay folks. None of this makes any sense to me whatsoever, but then again it is often difficult for me to think beyond a simple mammary gland.

Now the very best news about Rita is that she is constantly, and I mean *constantly* stomping around with her boobs hanging out and braless.

There are certain celebs out there who make my life tough. I need nipples and cleavage, and they are so damn stingy with it. Not Rita. She gives the gift of those wonderful boobs all day every day, even to weirdo pathetic perverts like me.

rita ora braless

Update:
Let’s check out Rita doing a little braless painting in the backyard…
edit – youtube nannies struck again

Update 2:

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My Top 5 Braless Babes in Dresses

Posted on January 11, 2020 by Mr. Pokies

With no further ado, here are my top 5. At least for today. Until I stumble across some more and get worked up again.

dress pokies1) Ok, whoa. We should talk about this for a minute. This babe looks like she was plopped onto the street from one of my dreams. She is astoundingly gorgeous. And those gigantic, teardrop, braless boobs? Um, with the big nipples poking out? I need a cold shower. I’m not sure I can continue my “Top 5” because this chick has me all lathered up and panting.

Do you think she would marry me? Maybe if I vacuum her car and clean her toilet she would acknowledge my existence?

braless dress2) I don’t know where she bought this dress, but this little hunny knew what she was doing. It must be made out of material that’s thinner than tissue paper, because I can see every little pore, mole, bump, and follicle. Seriously, at full size I can take this photo and more easily map the fissures and ridges and details of her nipples than a cartographer can study satellite imagery.

I think I can even zoom in and see the bulge of her crotch as she is walking. Dang, that is a very revealing dress.

dress boobs3) I think I just blew frosted flakes out my nose. What a damn body on this chick. Is she Asian? She’s something, that’s for sure. I don’t have my glasses on, so all I can see is boobs. And maybe some nipples.

I was sort of thinking that’s a hell of a dress. But then I realized if you stuck a gal with a normal body, you know one like I see around my trailer park here, into that dress, I’m not so sure it would be particularly impressive. It’s all about those huge DDD-cups.

saggy boobs4) I realize this may be more of a nightie or sleepwear than a dress. And I realize she is headless. And I realize her boobs are sagging. So don’t write in just to alert me to those facts.

Sue me, sometimes I like big saggy boobs. And crazy pointy nipples. These things would feel great pressed up against my face and very slightly sweaty. Besides, it’s my blog, so I’ll post what I want to 🙂

braless blonde5) Let’s wrap up with a braless blonde who is hot enough to make my knees wobbly. The way she has her hair all plumped up, I’m guessing she was about to go out for a dinner date when she took this photo.

Yes, this is a dress. But I’ve added to my expertise and my vocabulary over the years, and I feel qualified to alert you that she is actually wearing a romper. I hope one day I can go on a dinner date with a girl wearing a romper who has solid, perky b-cup boobies that are half hanging out. I’m praying.

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Pure Nude Yoga Video Review

Posted on January 5, 2020 by Mr. Pokies

You probably need to watch this video.

For several years now, PureNudeYoga has been producing videos of nude babes doing yoga. Sounds right up my alley, right? What’s not to like? But recently I heard some good things about them, so I finally decided to check them out for myself.

They are not exactly new on the scene. Their youtube channel (as you can imagine) has 179k subscribers. I think I have previously bitched and groaned about how they get away with showing very clear nudity in some of their videos on youtube, while I have videos removed and people reporting me for non-nude videos. But that’s just me being jealous, and I digress.

They also have an Instagram channel with 14k followers, their own website, and a very popular Amazon store.

Their claim to fame is selling these videos. You can rent or buy them most of them electronically. Or you can buy the DVD’s.

I have been drooling over screenshots and trailers of their “Ocean Goddess” video, so that’s the one I picked to buy. If you aren’t familiar with the one I’m talking about, let me jog your memory with a few examples…

This is the “pg-rated” image they use on Amazon:

And this is the more “R-rated” image they use on their website:

Now you can probably see why I picked this one. A busty, nude model like that contorting into all kind of funky poses on an isolated beach? Yep, sign me up!

On to the review…

Ocean Goddess Video Description:

This is an hour long video. Mira Westwood is the model. She was twenty-five years old at the time this was shot.
She is stunning, and perfect for this type of role/setting. The music in the video is spot on. It’s very earthy, mystical, and manages to both energize and relax.

They never mention which beach this was filmed at, but it’s gorgeous. It’s a beautiful setting, and it’s pretty cool to watch Mira doing her thing in the sunlight with the waves crashing in the background and the sound of the surf.

Speaking of sunlight, Mira works hard enough to work up a sweat, and it’s pretty erotic to watch her hold some of the poses with the beads of sweat popping out on her skin in the sunlight.

This isn’t some kind of peek-a-boo thing where you never actually see her body. You see all of it. At one point she is in a pose where her pelvis is stuck up in the air and her big, natural, sweaty boobs are sort of falling down in her face. They somehow manage to show all of this in a glamorous, high brow kind of way!

Like a black hole sucking entire universes into its center, you just cannot escape the draw of those big natural boobs. I thought the fact that she was completely naked would actually provide some distraction from her chest. And I was aware (very aware, for an entire hour) of the fact that her butt and her crotch were out there for all to see, but it was her magnificent boobs that I kept staring at.

Things I Liked:

+ Very well done video.
+ Professionally shot and edited.
+ The model (Mira) has the best natural boobs ever.

Things I Didn’t Like:

– Mixing up some of the hour with a different setting, maybe even at a different time of day would have been good?
– I didn’t get a free date with the model as a part of the purchase?
– I don’t know much about yoga, so maybe if they would’ve better explained each pose and what it’s supposed to do?

Conclusion:

I give the Ocean Goddess video two thumbs up. I thought it was worth the money, and give it a positive recommendation.

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