Santa Likes Downblouse Boobs Too

Posted on December 16, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

It’s not long until Christmas, and I’ll give you a little tip: Santa likes boobs too. I don’t know exactly what she looks like, but I’m willing to bet Mrs. Clause has had a bit of motorboating over the years.

Maybe, if you’re lucky, you will get the gift of boobs for Christmas. Not like breast implants. Chances are, if you’re visiting this blog, you’re a guy. Yes, we have female visitors too, but statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be a guy. As a guy, we do not want you personally getting breast implants. I mean like boobs in your face, that kind of gift.

boobs while diningIt could be boobs at a restaurant, like this little lady. This kind of downblouse craziness is hard to get adjusted to. What do you think is going through her mind? I have big, soft, double-D boobies. It’s just so difficult and boring to keep them covered up. I think I’ll just squeeze them up and out, display them to everyone. If the guy is cute, I’ll think it’s hot that he’s looking at me. If he’s not, I’ll call it creepy.

downblouse paintingThe other day I was walking through the downtown market, and I came across this gal who was painting. She had a bucket and you could make a donation if you wished. As she finished up her paintings, she would lean them up against the rail and start another. Folks were buying the paintings, so that was another income stream for her. She was dressed quite comfortably, wearing no shoes, stretchy pants, and an over-sized v-neck shirt with no bra. I think part of her popularity was the fact that gentlemen strolling by would catch a glimpse of the downblouse action of those boobs weeble-wobbling under that shirt, and they just couldn’t help but stop and stare. And it some cases contribute. And in some cases snap a secret photo.

cafe boobsHoney, let’s meet for a drink at a cafe. You can wear that frilly little orange skirt that I like. And that tanktop that is ver loose-fitting and barely there. No bra, okay? I want those pretty, perky, pink-tipped boobs to be tantalizing me the entire date. Also, wear your hear up. Keep it off your neck so I can get the full view of your radiant skin. What’s that, the waiter is staring down your top? Well, we don’t mind do we?

down her shirtMeanwhile, as we visit the Leaning Tower of Piza, how about we stare right down this girl’s shirt? I can’t say I’m a fan of the crazy hat and the goofy sunglasses, but my goodness I can see all the way down to her bellybutton. This has to be on purpose, right? Maybe she unclipped her bra, stuffed it in her purse, bent over and said “did you get the photo?” I kind of suspect she and her boyfriend frolicked in the taxi on the way to the Tower site. He had a hand up her shirt feeling those soft yummies while the cab driver smoked and tried not to stare in the rearview mirror.

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Braless Zombie

Posted on December 9, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

braless insanityFrankly, I lost my mind when I saw this photo. Slobbering, falling down, hand in my pants, turned into a mindless braless zombie.

Really, I could drop the mic right here and we would all understand. Alas, I must forge on. Try to move *past* this incredible beauty with the retina-melting nipples.

As much as I just can’t stop looking at her boobies – and trust me the tractor beam that draws my gaze back to those girls is pretty much irresistible – I also keep staring at her crotch. Questions that are burning a hole in my pants:
– Is she squashing her labia against that bed frame??
– Is that a tattoo of a tiny heart?
– Can I put my face in there?
– Those little wrinkles at the crease of her thigh are just for me?

braless tanktopThis little blondie in a white tanktop is going to cause a stir. By that I mean the object in my pants is now as a stiff and straight as a paint stick with which we could stir some paint. My two favorite things about this photo: I like how her boobs are a little droopy, and I like how we see basically a perfect nipple printout on her tanktop. There are probably wet t-shirt contests that reveal less than this. And she is so introspective. As if she’s thinking… why are his lips not on my nips?

braless widebodyIf we continue to follow that theme, veering away only slightly, we see my widebody girl. No, I’m not saying she’s pudgy and deserves a label: warning, wide load. I’m talking (as always) about her chest. They are kind of drooping to the side in the classic sidewinder fashion aren’t they? Which I like. I suspect if she were to shove them together they would form the most delicious looking cleavage in the world.

And yes, my dirty friends, you can see up her skirt.

braless dress 1This yummy milf is rocking a dress (or is this just a top?) that accentuates every curve of her braless d-cups. And those things are beyond a doubt perfectly natural. She has a youthful smile, but the crinkle of the wrinkle beside her eyes can’t be hidden by sunglasses. That’s what tells me she’s 38, drives a convertible Mercedes, sometimes laughs until she pees a little, and is not afraid to grunt when she’s doing the deed.

braless dress 2I’m tempted to say she has great hair, but I think those are roots showing. Looks, I’m not hair expert, I’m a boob ninja so don’t quote me on this. What is it with the profile pic? It’s not enough to slay us with the smile and the proud pokies, now she has to turn sideways and make us daydream about watching her girls bounce while she straddles us in a wonderful Christmas tradition?

braless laughSpeaking of smiles, let’s segue on to this phenomenal natural beauty whose girlish pumpkins are unrestrained by one of those pesky bra things. I like how she’s laughing and enjoying herself. I can only imagine she is standing in line at the airport and the upcoming security checkpoint is staffed by some horny shark who is going to try not to stammer and flick when those pokies get close to his eyeballs.

PS – that airport fantasy reminds me of this post.

Rose Byrne bralessOne of the more popular movies these days is Instant Family. Other than Markie Mark, one celeb of interest in the movie is Rose Byrne. Yes, she has a name that none of us can spell or pronounce, but thankfully she is very proud of her little braless boobies. Showing them off in this plunging red dress at some Hollywood get-together seems to come naturally to her.

Might as well mix a little celeb action in here today, yes?

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ZZ Top Approves of Braless Babes

Posted on October 14, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

We should celebrate life, liberty, and the pursuit of horniness with some random braless babes. If you agree, scroll down for the win…

car pokiesThis milf-ish babe sitting on the hood of the car with her nipples poking out reminds me of ZZ Top. Remember them? I wonder what those old perverts are doing these days. I’m hoping they are munching bunches of viagra and chasing naughty nurses around the old folks home. She seems to be a little chilly, and wow I guess that dress came in a can, because it looks like it’s sprayed on.

cheerleader nipplesCollege football has been a big deal lately. Raise you hand if you catch glimpses of those perky little cheerleaders and think dirty thoughts. Mmm-hmm, I thought so. Me too. This cutie definitely qualifies as perky, even if she is a little on the slim side of not-well-endowed. I would guess roughly one-biiiiilion people so her pokies pushing against the thin fabric of that crop top, and wanted to undress her with their eyes. Probably even a few women.

braless cocktail dressI debated about whether I should call this a “club dress” or a “cocktail dress“. Who cares; damn what a babe. One time I went out on a date with a girl that looked like this. She was even wearing a dress like this. I took her to an all-you-can-eat buffet and sort of mumbled to her around mouthfuls of food while I stared at her chest. It was pretty much like looking into deep space at the secret of the universe. I was aware of life going on around me, but it just wasn’t easy to tear my eyes away from cleavage that promised such a glorious home for my nose and lips. Having this girl pile into my jalopy and seeing her already-short skirt ride up those silky thighs when she sat beside me. Yeah, I’m still dreaming.

downblouse tanktopIf I walked by a house (mobile home) and saw this lady bent over painting the trim on the bottom of her cabinets, I’d probably have some kind of freakout session. Let’s ignore her funky hair for a minute, and just focus on her boobs. Not that any of us would need encouragement to do that. That whole downblouse thing cannot be ignored. You are going to look. Even a gay dude would look. And with her tanned, deep cleavage, this gal has packed them into a v-neck tanktop knowing that she is going to rock somebody’s world.

braless selfieI can actually smell this girl’s boobs. They smell like vanilla. Her nipples probably smell a little spicy, because sometimes the pheromones that nipples release do that. Thank god for the naked selfies, am I right? I don’t really need a cell phone, because nobody would ever call me, but I understand the magic they have locked with 24/7 access to curvy women’s bodies and I vote yes. I’d like to climb into this hotel bed with her and squash her underneath my manly, hairy, smell, slightly flabby body. I think we would both enjoy it. I can tell by that little ghost of a smile on her lips.

zztop babes

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Braless Brides

Posted on September 16, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

I have historically focused on bridesmaids and reception-goers in my wedding posts. But I think it’s time to cover a few brides. Not “cover” them, we want them uncovered, but you know what I mean.

Apparently getting married is like a drug to women. They get all giddy, and their pupils dilate, and they start saying yes a lot. I’ve heard some dirty wedding photographers say they routinely ask to take “boudoir” photos if an upcoming bride seems particularly pliable. And then on occasion, if they say yes, one thing leads to another and the photographer ends up getting laid by the future bride just before the wedding.

Now, maybe these guys are BS’ing me. But it seems to make sense. After all, I have a degree in amateur hoochie-mamma psychology from Walmart University.

Another little known fact, at least to us guys, is chicks love to get their wedding dress on in front of other chicks. Maybe part of it is fellowship. Maybe part of it is kinda rubbing it in their face. I’m getting married to this stud, and you’re not. Check out my body. Yep, he loves all this. He loves me and not you. It’s because my body is fabu-fuckin-loso and I have a platimum puss. Bam, rub it in your face.

Women can be cruel and heartless, especially to each other. Maybe that’s why there are so many snaps of gals getting dressed for their weddings. Other chicks take the pics, and then send them around the web as retribution. That bitch thinks she can taunt me with her hot wedding body? Does she not realize anyone can starve themselves for 2 months before a wedding and lose a little pudge? I’ll show her, that hussy. I’m gonna mail her braless photos to her ex.

Whatever the reason, it’s a thing. I kinda like collecting photos of girls doing dirty things on their wedding days. Some of them are not fit to be posted here, cause hey I try to keep it non-nude and simply perverted. Braless we can deal with, but goo’d up and spread is probably a little much, at least for bralessblog.

And no, you wankers, don’t email me asking for more raunchy photos. Welll, unless you have something to trade. You’d be surprised at how many folks contact me asking for more photos/videos of this gal or that gal. A bunch of stalkers, I tell ya. Including women. Women get smitten, and contact me begging. Maybe some of the bridesmaids in these photos will recognize themselves and want more memory photos to wank with.

Ah well, so much for the purity of the bride and the sanctity of marriage. Errrbody’s gotta get off, including horny brides. The grooms probably got dragged to a raunchy bachelor party, and are all empty, spent, and maybe a little nervous that they picked up something worse than the common cold from the stripper who turned out to do more than strip.

Update:
Here are a few more pics of my favorite/latest braless brides.

Update 2:
Here’s a video of a wedding that’s slightly out of control. I say that because we have something things going on that will result in open mouths and gasps and shock and awe. Do you see those giant hooters bouncing around? Something about braless weddings make me verrrry happy…

Update 3:
Many folks have been contacting me asking for more wedding boobies. It’s a bit of a niche, and I can understand how people really enjoying digging deep into the whole landscape of babes and weddings. So here we go…

It’s sexy to watch busty ladies like this getting into their wedding dress, especially when it’s so common to have their hot friends helping them.

It’s almost like a female grooming process. You know how monkeys will pick things out of each other’s fur?

Yeah, like that, except they are mashing each other’s boobs around.

It looks like this babe is trying on a dress.

Imagine working in a wedding dress shop where hot chicks were constantly coming in and trying on dresses. Yes, as a sales person working off commission, you would tend to push them towards pricier dresses. But as a pervert, I would be encouraging them to try on stuff that displayed their cleavage.

Here’s another shot of somebody’s friend helping them.

You have to wonder how many bisexual babes get a little moist in the panties when they are helping their friends get dressed.

Hey, it’s an emotional time. You’re worried you’re going to lose your friend to her new husband. You’re wanting one last lick between the thighs?

Ok, maybe that’s just my little wedding fantasy, and it never really happens.

Update 4:
This little wifey is enjoying getting naughty right before she get’s hitched. I love the thong underwear…

How about a downblouse for a bride? I’m sure the photographer (and several onlookers) enjoyed looking down this beauty’s wedding dress at her delicious cleavage.

Update 5:
Who doesn’t appreciate giant, veiny wedding boobs??

Update 6:
Next time you go to a wedding, and the bride is really hot, and you’re wondering what she’s wearing under that wedding dress, be aware that the answer may be… not much!

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