Massive Sideboob and Other Perverted Phenomena

massive sideboobRegardless of how much discipline a guy has, it’s basically impossible to ignore big boobs. A priest sworn to celibacy gets a gander at a nice pair of hooters, and he can’t help but stare. A geeky nerd who has never actually had his hands inside a gal’s shirt gets big-eyed and pants when faced with deep cleavage. It’s a natural reaction. I have no doubt that any number of men, possibly hundreds if not thousands, went to the festival shown in this photo and stopped dead in their tracks when they saw this massive sideboob. Seeing them head-on must be quite a treat, but there is a tiny bit of magic in the side view isn’t there? She actually looks like she might be wearing some kind of bikini. Maybe this is a waterpark. I’d love to watch her go down the log plume. I bet even a gay guy would have to check them out.

asian sideboobWhile we’re on the theme, we might as well enjoy some Asian sideboob. What a rare treat. Asian women aren’t known for having big boobs. Not that I mean to denigrate or stereotype, just stating what has been my experience. I should research this and see if there’s any data to support my statement. Anyway, this young lady appears to have brought a new extreme to the idea of a “sweater stretcher”. She’s looking over at the camera all innocent like, “Oh my! My big natural D-cups, which are slightly droopy and still phenomenal, are about to pop right out of this garment. Would you care to watch me?” Yes, dearie. I would. (I’m raising my hand.)

braless taktopWe’ll leave off the sideboob for a moment, but of course we’ll stick to the big boob topic. My goodness, look at this gal. The frizzy hair, and the freckles, and the fake gold jewelry in no way slows down my ascent of her twin peaks. A man could get lost between those two mountains. Might want to take a canteen and a power bar in case you don’t make it back out the first day. Those have to be DD’s, right? Gotta be. Hard to say if they are natural, cause they sure are sticking out pretty far. But who cares?? Wowza, this girl in this dark colored knit tanktop bouncing down the sidewalk as she heads to the store would be enough to cause traffic accidents. A local radio station’s traffic chopper might spot her near the scene of an accident and plunge from the sky while the pilot hyperventilates.

white bikini pokiesThis girl with the nutso pokies in the wet white bikini looks familiar, but I just can’t place her. Where have I seen her before? Not in my bedroom, I can tell you that for certain. Those massive boobs are plastered by the bikini top, and it makes me wonder if she is going to reach up and pinch those nipples a time or two, just to keep them at attention. Would you like to see that photo? Mmm, me too. If I were laying beside her on the beach, I would have to bury the lower half of my body with a little toy shovel so that my aroused manparts didn’t offend anyone. If I were to get kicked off a public beach, she might be worth it.

Update:

Errbody gather round. I know ya’ll want to see this. There is so much to like about this photo. This cute little hunny has done us the favor of draping across her fabulous body a loose fitting tanktop, and then she’s decided to snap a photo of the sidewall of her big boobs. Wow, that is just to delicious to bear. Don’t you love how you can see the fold under her boob, and the slight sag, and the way her nipples point down a bit? That’s the nature of natural ta-ta’s, and I love it. I love it all.

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Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan – Dynamic Duo of Boobs

I was semi-forced to watch the movie Freaky Friday the other day. Not at gunpoint or anything, but it just wouldn’t have been polite for me to refuse, and we all know I’m an incredibly polite and proper guy? (not)

Well the good news is the movie starts both Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan. It was released in 2003, which means it was probably shot in 2002. That’s important, because it allows me to calculate the age of these two ladies at the time of the film. Lindsay was born in 1986, so she would’ve been around 16 years old, while Jamie Lee Curtis was born in 1958, so she would’ve been around 44 years old.

Jamie Lee CurtisJamie Lee Curtis’s boobs are ever-present, and I certainly noticed them in the movie. But I gotta admit, I also noticed she was looking a little old. These days she’s 58, so forget about it. I tend to remember her the way she looked in True Lies. Remember that one, the one with Schwarzenegger? That came out in 1994 when she was 36. Mmmm, I remember that stripping scene where she was bouncing around in the bra with the cleavage. A lot of monkey-spanking going on as a result of the show she put on there. I’ve posted a photo here to remind you, but you’ll have to check out a video clip to get the full effect.

Some examples here of Jamie Lee’s magnificent natural boobies in this brownish sharkskin dress. And a photo of her climbing out of a tanning bed in some movie while wearing a bikini and frankly looking a little doughy and pudgie. But those big soft melons would feel oh so nice. And the one where she’s peeking around the door with her top undone and her pants halfway zipped and her cleavage looking yummy I thought was irresistable.
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I have of course talked about Lindsay Lohan before. This post was probably the most popular, probably due to the video. Her Wikipedia page has a larger section on “career interruptions” than it does on Filmography, which tells you a lot about what you need to know. She has a hard time keeping her shit together. Lots of rehab, lots of personal problems.

Lindsay Lohan pokiesShe is very freckled, and I’m pretty sure she has fake boobs. So that doesn’t work for everybody. But she’s done some nude stuff recently, and I can assure you that little 5’5″ body works just fine for me. Also, at least in the past, she has sort of a sexy voice. I’ve included a photo here of Lindsay holding her friend’s hand while wearing a white bikini top. We can of course always count on Lindsay to rock the pokies, clearly seen here. I’m not sure what’s up with the hand-holding, possibly she likes to eat at the Y every now and then. Doesn’t bother me at all, I’d give her a smooch right afterwards. Don’t forget your dental dam though.

The semi-candid photo of Lindsay at a party with her dress hanging open and her cleavage exposed is cute. And although they occasionally look inexplicably droopy, her side boob profile is a force to be reckoned with.
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If you’re so inclined, you can check out Katy Perry’s side boob goodness.

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Massive Braless Video Compilation

Hear ye, hear ye: I have pasted together another massive compilation video. This one is fourteen minutes long. Let’s talk about what is in this thing…

In the first clip, we have a braless blonde who apparently just woke up and got out of bed showing us what kind of smoothie goes well with her skimpy shorts and pokie nipples. I have no explanation for that little jiggly dance she does at the end, one can only hope she is not having a seizure.

In the second clip, a braless brunette stomps through a retail store in a sundress. There’s no wonder she gets so much attention, those unfettered boobies are bouncing all over the place.

In the 3rd clip, the girl in the red dress makes my heart go pitter-patter and my loins go schwing! In some scenes, the sun is shining down the front of her dress and you can see heaven.

In the 4th clip, a very busty brunette almost gives herself a black eye with those massive bouncing boobs. She better strap those girls down before somebody gets hurt.

Fifth clip, a bikini chick keeps spreading her legs and flopping her boobs around while turning cartwheels underwater. Clearly she can hold her breath for extended periods of time, which promises to help her… um, do some things that I need done.

Sixth clip, a girl at a baseball game shows us why braless D-cups in rompers are pretty freakin fantastic.

Seventh clip, about a dozen different gals giving us some handbra action. Which is your favorite?

In the 8th clip, a gal who admits she’s her boobs are way too big to go braless shows off a dress that she would love to wear with nothing underneath.

Ninth clip, another jiggly water bug in a bikini.

10th clip, my favorite college gal in a dorm room shows off a ton of lingerie. If you love those milky white d-cups, raise your hand.

In the 11th clip, a diver gets wet and can’t disguise those pokie nipples.

The 12th clip shows a milf with decals on her nipples who is absolutely going to wreck some marriages if she keeps taking photos and videos with those married hornball dudes.

Thirteenth clip, my hottie from clip ten shows off a dress that really emphasizes her curves. This is sort of a Star Wars/ Princess Leia looking thing?

Fourteenth clip, a braless brunette in a tanktop eats her breakfast and makes me thing naughty things.

Fifteenth clip, a bunch of busty gals ride a mechanical bull while they guys get free entertainment.

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Alexandra Daddario Boobs

You are here for her boobs. I get it. Me too. Today I am delighted to cover a Hollywood Goddess by the name of Alexandra Daddario.

Truth be told, I had no idea who this chick was. I read a post on a website about this guy’s favorite busty actress being Alexandra, and of course had to check it out.

She is 31 years old, so she’s no spring chicken. She has dark hair with blue eyes, one of my favorite combinations. She actually looks like she could be a little swarthy, although I’m sure she takes care of the body hair. Nobody wants a unibrow or braided arm hair. She could probably teach Alyssa Milano a few things? Alex’s biography suggests she is of Irish, Czech, English, and Italian descent. That Italian heritage can really grow the hair, lemme tell ya. I digress.

She is 5’8″ tall, bigger than I prefer. And she isn’t tiny, reports call her 136 lbs. But she is one of those (fairly) skinny busty girls, praise tha lawd. The interwebz claim she is a D-cup, but my very expert eye says it could possibly be DD territory.

Let me teach you something. This lesson in sociology is coming from Dr. BralessBlog. There are two distinct categories of ladies with D-cup boobies. Natural, and enhanced. Unlike C-cuppers, who exhibit a number of varying personality traits, D-cuppers are quite binary. They are either proud or they are shy; either demure or exhibitionists. Most ladies who grew up with natural D-cups are shy about it. Those boobies have always been there. They might have been teased about it when they were young, they were always getting in the way and bouncing around unnecessarily. This would typically cause unwanted attention, so they try to keep them on the down-low. Now obviously, if you paid for D-cups, you really wanted them. Girls who are enhanced tend to like to show them off.

I’m 99.9% sure Alexandra‘s boobs are natural. Just looking at a few of the photos I’ve posted, you’ll see that she isn’t in that overwhelming majority of naturally busty ladies who like to keep them under wraps. She frequently runs around braless, and shows under boob, cleavage, sideboob, you name it.

She actually won the role in Texas Chainsaw 3D over Jessica Biel, likely because: boobies. She was also in Baywatch and Percy Jackson. She was also in my shower when I was dreaming last night. There are plenty of hot video clips of Alex around. If I get slightly less lazy, I will eventually try to splice together another hot movie for you.

alex daddario pale white cleavageWe should start out with her in this dress. Is it brown? Corduroy? Okay, who would have guessed that was hip. But hey, who cares, look at that pale white cleavage! Yes you can get in there. Yes, it’s like a dream come true. She is crossing those legs and clasping those hands like she is demure and not hellbent on driving you insane with her bewbz. But don’t be fooled.

Alexandra Daddario bralessWhat about a lady who will show up on the red carpet braless in a dress like this?? What gives? It’s like a Columbo raincoat that is made of thin material, a few sizes too small, and safety pinned together over breasts that are gargantuan and unfettered. Yep, I hit the nail on the head: exactly like that. Hey Alex, Columbo wants his overcoat back, and if this forces you to actually buy a designer dress to wear, so be it. But please don’t take revenge on us by buying it from the Baptist dressmaker down the street and exposing no flesh.

Alex Daddario nipplesAlexandra Daddario pokiesWe need a couple of pokies pictures, because just the sight of her big, white, soft boobs aren’t enough, naw we are gluttons for punishment and want to have intimate carnal knowledge of her nips.

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Update: Ya’ll are gonna want to see her bosoms in motion (edit – the original video was restricted by the youtube nannies, here’s a substitute)

Update 2:
I added that photo at the top of the post of Alexandra in the wet bikini. And below are a couple more. She has a delicious body, and once her bikini got wet it’s practically see-through!

Update 3:
Apparently youtube deleted the original video I linked to. Not surprising, since youtube randomly deletes shit all the time. However, I’m awesome, and I found an even better video to replace it with. It has 4M views, and there’s a good reason. Lord, she is gorgeous and has a rack for the ages. Also: pokies.
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Update 4:
Another video got nixxed by youtube, so I swapped out links with another one. And here are some more delicious pokies. Alexandra obviously has never had a kid, she has no hips whatsoever. But she makes up for that by having like double nipples.

Update 5:
Alexandra went out to dinner in this strappy dress, and she clearly decided to do so with no bra. There were a couple of really nice views of her all-natural boobie cleavage, and I knew we could all appreciate them here for an update.

Update 6:
Clearly Alexandra likes a lot of attention. She is definitely going to get it wearing this tan/nude colored dress that lets her boob halfway hang out. Talking about sideboob, this pic of her belongs in the Webster dictionary as the definition!

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