Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan – Dynamic Duo of Boobs

I was semi-forced to watch the movie Freaky Friday the other day. Not at gunpoint or anything, but it just wouldn’t have been polite for me to refuse, and we all know I’m an incredibly polite and proper guy? (not)

Well the good news is the movie starts both Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan. It was released in 2003, which means it was probably shot in 2002. That’s important, because it allows me to calculate the age of these two ladies at the time of the film. Lindsay was born in 1986, so she would’ve been around 16 years old, while Jamie Lee Curtis was born in 1958, so she would’ve been around 44 years old.

Jamie Lee CurtisJamie Lee Curtis’s boobs are ever-present, and I certainly noticed them in the movie. But I gotta admit, I also noticed she was looking a little old. These days she’s 58, so forget about it. I tend to remember her the way she looked in True Lies. Remember that one, the one with Schwarzenegger? That came out in 1994 when she was 36. Mmmm, I remember that stripping scene where she was bouncing around in the bra with the cleavage. A lot of monkey-spanking going on as a result of the show she put on there. I’ve posted a photo here to remind you, but you’ll have to check out a video clip to get the full effect.

Some examples here of Jamie Lee’s magnificent natural boobies in this brownish sharkskin dress. And a photo of her climbing out of a tanning bed in some movie while wearing a bikini and frankly looking a little doughy and pudgie. But those big soft melons would feel oh so nice. And the one where she’s peeking around the door with her top undone and her pants halfway zipped and her cleavage looking yummy I thought was irresistable.
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I have of course talked about Lindsay Lohan before. This post was probably the most popular, probably due to the video. Her Wikipedia page has a larger section on “career interruptions” than it does on Filmography, which tells you a lot about what you need to know. She has a hard time keeping her shit together. Lots of rehab, lots of personal problems.

Lindsay Lohan pokiesShe is very freckled, and I’m pretty sure she has fake boobs. So that doesn’t work for everybody. But she’s done some nude stuff recently, and I can assure you that little 5’5″ body works just fine for me. Also, at least in the past, she has sort of a sexy voice. I’ve included a photo here of Lindsay holding her friend’s hand while wearing a white bikini top. We can of course always count on Lindsay to rock the pokies, clearly seen here. I’m not sure what’s up with the hand-holding, possibly she likes to eat at the Y every now and then. Doesn’t bother me at all, I’d give her a smooch right afterwards. Don’t forget your dental dam though.

The semi-candid photo of Lindsay at a party with her dress hanging open and her cleavage exposed is cute. And although they occasionally look inexplicably droopy, her side boob profile is a force to be reckoned with.
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If you’re so inclined, you can check out Katy Perry’s side boob goodness.

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Massive Braless Video Compilation

Hear ye, hear ye: I have pasted together another massive compilation video. This one is fourteen minutes long. Let’s talk about what is in this thing…

In the first clip, we have a braless blonde who apparently just woke up and got out of bed showing us what kind of smoothie goes well with her skimpy shorts and pokie nipples. I have no explanation for that little jiggly dance she does at the end, one can only hope she is not having a seizure.

In the second clip, a braless brunette stomps through a retail store in a sundress. There’s no wonder she gets so much attention, those unfettered boobies are bouncing all over the place.

In the 3rd clip, the girl in the red dress makes my heart go pitter-patter and my loins go schwing! In some scenes, the sun is shining down the front of her dress and you can see heaven.

In the 4th clip, a very busty brunette almost gives herself a black eye with those massive bouncing boobs. She better strap those girls down before somebody gets hurt.

Fifth clip, a bikini chick keeps spreading her legs and flopping her boobs around while turning cartwheels underwater. Clearly she can hold her breath for extended periods of time, which promises to help her… um, do some things that I need done.

Sixth clip, a girl at a baseball game shows us why braless D-cups in rompers are pretty freakin fantastic.

Seventh clip, about a dozen different gals giving us some handbra action. Which is your favorite?

In the 8th clip, a gal who admits she’s her boobs are way too big to go braless shows off a dress that she would love to wear with nothing underneath.

Ninth clip, another jiggly water bug in a bikini.

10th clip, my favorite college gal in a dorm room shows off a ton of lingerie. If you love those milky white d-cups, raise your hand.

In the 11th clip, a diver gets wet and can’t disguise those pokie nipples.

The 12th clip shows a milf with decals on her nipples who is absolutely going to wreck some marriages if she keeps taking photos and videos with those married hornball dudes.

Thirteenth clip, my hottie from clip ten shows off a dress that really emphasizes her curves. This is sort of a Star Wars/ Princess Leia looking thing?

Fourteenth clip, a braless brunette in a tanktop eats her breakfast and makes me thing naughty things.

Fifteenth clip, a bunch of busty gals ride a mechanical bull while they guys get free entertainment.

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Alexandra Daddario Boobs

You are here for her boobs. I get it. Me too. Today I am delighted to cover a Hollywood Goddess by the name of Alexandra Daddario.

Truth be told, I had no idea who this chick was. I read a post on a website about this guy’s favorite busty actress being Alexandra, and of course had to check it out.

She is 31 years old, so she’s no spring chicken. She has dark hair with blue eyes, one of my favorite combinations. She actually looks like she could be a little swarthy, although I’m sure she takes care of the body hair. Nobody wants a unibrow or braided arm hair. She could probably teach Alyssa Milano a few things? Alex’s biography suggests she is of Irish, Czech, English, and Italian descent. That Italian heritage can really grow the hair, lemme tell ya. I digress.

She is 5’8″ tall, bigger than I prefer. And she isn’t tiny, reports call her 136 lbs. But she is one of those (fairly) skinny busty girls, praise tha lawd. The interwebz claim she is a D-cup, but my very expert eye says it could possibly be DD territory.

Let me teach you something. This lesson in sociology is coming from Dr. BralessBlog. There are two distinct categories of ladies with D-cup boobies. Natural, and enhanced. Unlike C-cuppers, who exhibit a number of varying personality traits, D-cuppers are quite binary. They are either proud or they are shy; either demure or exhibitionists. Most ladies who grew up with natural D-cups are shy about it. Those boobies have always been there. They might have been teased about it when they were young, they were always getting in the way and bouncing around unnecessarily. This would typically cause unwanted attention, so they try to keep them on the down-low. Now obviously, if you paid for D-cups, you really wanted them. Girls who are enhanced tend to like to show them off.

I’m 99.9% sure Alexandra‘s boobs are natural. Just looking at a few of the photos I’ve posted, you’ll see that she isn’t in that overwhelming majority of naturally busty ladies who like to keep them under wraps. She frequently runs around braless, and shows under boob, cleavage, sideboob, you name it.

She actually won the role in Texas Chainsaw 3D over Jessica Biel, likely because: boobies. She was also in Baywatch and Percy Jackson. She was also in my shower when I was dreaming last night. There are plenty of hot video clips of Alex around. If I get slightly less lazy, I will eventually try to splice together another hot movie for you.

alex daddario pale white cleavageWe should start out with her in this dress. Is it brown? Corduroy? Okay, who would have guessed that was hip. But hey, who cares, look at that pale white cleavage! Yes you can get in there. Yes, it’s like a dream come true. She is crossing those legs and clasping those hands like she is demure and not hellbent on driving you insane with her bewbz. But don’t be fooled.

Alexandra Daddario bralessWhat about a lady who will show up on the red carpet braless in a dress like this?? What gives? It’s like a Columbo raincoat that is made of thin material, a few sizes too small, and safety pinned together over breasts that are gargantuan and unfettered. Yep, I hit the nail on the head: exactly like that. Hey Alex, Columbo wants his overcoat back, and if this forces you to actually buy a designer dress to wear, so be it. But please don’t take revenge on us by buying it from the Baptist dressmaker down the street and exposing no flesh.

Alex Daddario nipplesAlexandra Daddario pokiesWe need a couple of pokies pictures, because just the sight of her big, white, soft boobs aren’t enough, naw we are gluttons for punishment and want to have intimate carnal knowledge of her nips.

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Update: Ya’ll are gonna want to see her bosoms in motion (edit – the original video was restricted by the youtube nannies, here’s a substitute)

Update 2:
I added that photo at the top of the post of Alexandra in the wet bikini. And below are a couple more. She has a delicious body, and once her bikini got wet it’s practically see-through!

Update 3:
Apparently youtube deleted the original video I linked to. Not surprising, since youtube randomly deletes shit all the time. However, I’m awesome, and I found an even better video to replace it with. It has 4M views, and there’s a good reason. Lord, she is gorgeous and has a rack for the ages. Also: pokies.
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Update 4:
Another video got nixxed by youtube, so I swapped out links with another one. And here are some more delicious pokies. Alexandra obviously has never had a kid, she has no hips whatsoever. But she makes up for that by having like double nipples.

Update 5:
Alexandra went out to dinner in this strappy dress, and she clearly decided to do so with no bra. There were a couple of really nice views of her all-natural boobie cleavage, and I knew we could all appreciate them here for an update.

Update 6:
Clearly Alexandra likes a lot of attention. She is definitely going to get it wearing this tan/nude colored dress that lets her boob halfway hang out. Talking about sideboob, this pic of her belongs in the Webster dictionary as the definition!

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Festive Fourth of July Boobies

Happy 4th of July!

If you live in part of the world where you aren’t grilling out, drinking beer, watching fireworks, and drooling over boobies, you should get to America quick.

God bless parades, and the women who cool off their sweaty boobs while you watch.

barbecue pokiesIn the spirit of Independence Day, we’ll start out with a little hunny who appears to be enjoying life at a barbecue. She’s sort of dressed nice in a skirt and a blouse. But the casually held beer makes me think she got a little tipsy, got a little warm, and decided to yank her bra off and stuff it in her purse. Hence the delicious pokies. Her friend is smiling at the camera thinking… I don’t know what my husband is going to do with this photo, but it better not be anything perverted.

sweater pokiesI know summertime isn’t the best time for sweaters, but any time is a good time for this milf with her sweater pokies. She has clearly just finished doing her hair and applying her makeup, whereupon she tweaked those nipples to make them stand to attention before snapping the pic. Do you like the way the light plays off of those rigid nips? Of course you do, you motor boatin’ son of a gun. She would probably grab the back of your neck and yank your nose into that cleavage all while throwing her head back and cackling.

braless dressbraless white dressLet’s be a little more formal, and “cover” some braless ladies in dresses. You like how I did that? I snuck the word cover in while talking about uncovered and braless? Clever, huh! Not bad for a hungover jerkimo from Timbuktu. First let’s talk about this babe in this brown velour looking dress. Now brown velour doesn’t really strike me as the hip thing to wear to parties these days. But this girl is so insanely gorgeous that she could be wearing a paper bag with some post-it notes and she would still knock my socks off. Those little boobies are certain braless, and will certainly get a good shake and bounce once she starts dancing. Who knows what the second girl in the white dress looks like; we can’t see her face. But oh my what we can see: clee-vedge. There is enough boobage there to entertain the average male for two hours. Whaddya figure, one hour per side? No, no, no: fifteen minutes per side, and thirty minutes in the middle. She looks a little tired, like she’s plopped down in the middle of the restaurant and decided to let whoever is leering at her with the camera snap away. This looks like very easy access, as if you could sneak a hand in there and give her boobie a squeeze while she’s grabbing your ass on the dance floor. Try not to lose it on the wedding dress.

sportsbra pokiesWhile I’m on a roll, let’s check out these crazy sportsbra pokies. This is insane. What is this lady thinking? When you have hard-as-a-rock nipples like this, you simply cannot wear thin white clingy things. Jennifer Anniston, who knows she has untameable nipples, has to live the demure life of a nun in an attempt to keep hers restrained (usually a fail). This lady needs some “tips” from Jen. Ha! So punny, “tips” you get it?? I know this is more of a sport tank top thing, with a built in sportsbra, but sheesh ya’ll don’t harass me about my fashion and clothing inexpertise.

This made me look up the milfy-sportsbra goodness from a few years ago, feel free to click and enjoy.

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