Nipple Jewelry Pokies

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

It is time to cover something that we have never covered before here on BralessBlog. And yes, I understand the irony of phrasing it this way considering we have the duty of “covering” breasts covered by a tiny bit of clothing but not covered by bras.

That topic would be nipple jewelry, aka piercings. And more precisely: nipple jewelry pokies.

Yes, these would be a tiny subset of pokies visible to the naked eye with piercings evident.

I realize I’m an old curmudgeon, and grumpy, and smell a little like pee, but disregard all that. I just don’t like pierced nipples. Shitfire, I honestly don’t like anything pierced. All that crapola gets in the way. Instead of ranting and raving about piercings in general, I’ll try to confine it to just nips.

I like nipples. A whole lot. I like ’em big and small. I like the silver dollars and the hershey kisses. I like ’em pink and brown and every shade inbetween. But stick a damn bar through them, and it throws me off. Now don’t get me wrong, a piercing doesn’t automatically make my willy go limp. It just does nothing for me, and can distract me.

I guess piercings tend to make and keep nipples hard. This is total speculation, I have no idea if this is true or not. Along those lines, I guess a nipple aggravated by nipple jewelry might be erect more often, and therefore visible more often, in the way of braless pokies. But still, it’s like cheating, and I don’t like it.

I’m pretty much just including coverage of this topic on the vaunted blog because I’ve been repeatedly asked to show some photos. You know, but all the fans. The guys, and gals, who are typing me long messages with one hand while the other hand is ahhh, ummm, massaging their sore muscle.

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I don’t think Alyssa has nipple jewelry, but if you enjoy witty banter you will probably want to read this
http://www.bralessblog.com/2012/07/13/alyssa-milano-shops-for-a-bra.html

And if you don’t enjoy witty banter, but kinda have a thing for 70’s nightclub colors and would consider wearing an orange-ish swatch cut from a dirty rug, you can go here
http://www.bralessblog.com/2011/05/28/jennifer-love-hewitt-a-nutcase.html

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Carla Gugino Pokies

Posted on December 11, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

I started to type up a big long post about how I’m not sure exactly what size Carla Gugino’s boobs are, but that she looks a whole lot like Rachel Weisz. Then I realized I did the exact same thing back in 2012.

The good news is: I’m consistently aroused by Carla’s boobies. And also, she reminds me of Rachel Weisz regardless of which day you catch me.

The bad news is: I’m getting (more) senile.

I actually saw Carla in Night at the Museum and I thought to myself a) great rack, b) I like boobies. She is 45 years old these days, which is hard to believe. Not much sag there, that’s fo sure. And not very wrinkly in the face, good living that gal. She isn’t married, and has commented that she likes the boyfriend/girlfriend thing too much to get married. That tells me she like-a the sauce. If you haven’t seen that episode of Saturday Night Live, well just keep staring at Carla’s cans and don’t worry about it.

I checked out some of her nude scenes (link below) and I have some observations for you. First of all, her boobs are as big bare as they are plumped up by a bra. Dang, delicious. Also, I saw a scene where she was getting out of the bathtub nude, and her butt was all shiny and wet, and I will surprise myself by saying her butt is as hot as her boobs.

She gets down and dirty, with several clips of her hunching on dudes. And there are several scenes of Carla running around with her boobs jiggling. Mercy, that body is made for me to drool over. She has pretty eyes too. I think I’m gonna give her four starts gents. Every time she comes out with a new movie, which is pretty frequently, she does the whole talk show and interview circuit. For a 45 year old, she doesn’t mind strutting around in some tight, braless dresses. Awesome.

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Sweater Pokies Time

Posted on December 10, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

It’s time to roll out some sweater pokies. In the wintertime, it’s easy for the dedicated pervert to get a little depressed. The babes get cold and they cover up, and we can’t see the goodies that we need to see. Sweater pokies are that ray of hope. They tells us the boobies are still there, even when put up for the cold weather.

And what’s more, they tells us some naughty women like to swing braless, even when it’s cold. In the summer, I’m sure bras are hot and sweaty, but you would think having a little extra insulation on the girls would be a good thing when the frost bites.

Some sweaters are thicker than others. It can be hard to poke out of a sweater, but we all know there are nipples out there that are a testament to diamonds cutting glass.

Several stages beyond sweaters are raincoats. Dang kid, if you ever see raincoat pokies ya better run. That girls probably has protrusions that would chip your teeth.

I’ll admit, many of these photos don’t look very winter-ish. I’m not too worried, none of us want SAD (seasonal affective disorder). Staring at these boobs will be good for us!

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Wet T-shirt Pokies + Pervitty

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Oh my-my, oh hell yeah, as Mr Tom Petty says. This image of some serious wet t-shirt pokies is fine at any size, but you’ll want to make sure you click through and blow it up to fullsize. There’s something about those bigguns staring you in the face when plastered across your screen.

I can’t say that I agree with her selection for baseball teams, but ain’t nobody gonna notice the print on this t-shirt when they can instead focus on that magnificent pair of yum-yums. In the very tiny corner of the image, it looks like she’s is gripping on to the handrail in the pool, and the decal says “no jumping, no running.” Let’s talk about this. Let’s be rule breakers, and get those boobies wobbling deary.

Run and jump
that I say
make the boobs
bobble and sway.

The slap together
and droop a bit
but when you go braless
it’s a real hit.

Bumpy nipples
they grip and poke
they make me horny
and that’s not joke.

Do you guys get braless poetry anywhere else? No, you don’t. You have to come here, because so few people are this pervitty. Let me help you define:
perverted + witty = pervitty

Webster is probably going to hire me prior to publishing the next edition of his dictionary. Cause I can make up a shitton of words.

While we’re being so esoteric, you probably want to check out
The Braless Nature of the Universe
WTF Braless
Volleyball Pokies (which could read: ohmygosh cameltoe)

wet t-shirt pokies

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