Celebrity Pokies Photo Extravaganza

Posted on December 7, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

I will start this out with some Joy Corrigan pokies. Gotta admit, I had no idea who Joy Corrigan was and I had to look her up. I didn’t find out much, the interwebz just told me she is a model. I can tell you she’s at risk of being arrested for smuggling raisins though. Look at those pokies! And wow those abs. Wait, let’s look at the boobs again. Ok, now back to the abs. You can’t stop can you?? I couldn’t either. She is a little too stickish for me, I like ’em a little more plump. But she’s clearly fit, not just skinny. And those nips!

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Next up, we have my dear Jennifer Aniston. And yeah, we all know there’s nothing on god’s green earth short of a steel wall that can contain her nipples. She’s been trying to conceal them since her days on Friends, and they ain’t going away.

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Who can live without some Jennifer Lawrence pokies. Everybody at the wedding who was a female was probably thinking “could she please put the breastacles away?” All the guys were thinking “Damn, nice rack!” Speaking of guys, I have no idea who her date is. He almost looks more homeless than I do. I bet he’s stinky too.

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Bar Rafaeli is gorgeous, and those braless boobies have me smitten. It looks like she may be at some red carpet event, and being interviewed. I certainly could not interview her if I had to stare at that bare cleavage. I don’t really know who Bar is, but I like drinking in bars. Furthermore, we apparently posted back in 2007 about a braless bar. If you got Bar Rafaeli into a braless bar with no bra… holy crikey that is quite a use of the famous three letters.

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I have more. A whole lot more! But I’m tired of typing so I’ll see ya later pervs.

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Downblouse Pictures Are Instinctual

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Yep, dig down deep into your primal self – where you grunt, and fart, and rub your dong on things. The caveman in you is dormant, but can expose himself in oh so many ways.

You can help it. Don’t claim you can’t. Much like a dog can be trained not to lick his butt, you my dear friend can resist some of your more primal urges.

What’s a primal urge, you ask? Let’s go over a few:

  • looking at boobs
  • napping
  • eating too much
  • yelling at the TV during sporting events

All of those are interesting enough to talk about, but since it is BralessBlog, I’ll restrict myself to just the boob thing. Furthermore, I’ll scope that down just to downblouse peeks.

For the purposes of our discussion, we’ll define downblouse.

This is when you end up looking down a lady’s shirt. It could be because she’s bending over scratching her toenail. Maybe she’s signing a form on the desk in front of you. Maybe she’s climbing out of a car or petting a dog. In some cases, she doesn’t even have to be bending over; she could just be wearing a low-cut top, and you’re a Continue reading →

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Christina Applegate Tits Are Sleepless and Bouncy

Posted on December 5, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Yes, Christina Applegate just turned 45. So what. A few wrinkles here and there, maybe the tiniest bit of sag. She is still a goddess.
And you would think so too, if you grew up watching her do Kelly Bundy on Married with Children. She started that back in 1987, so she was fifteen years old. And playing the ditzy blonde slut certainly resonated with those of us infused with giant bricks of testosterone.
Did we sit in front of our televisions hoping for a glimpse of nipple? Oh yes, we most certainly did.

Hey man, in the 80’s and 90’s if you wanted nekkid girls you didn’t just open up a browser and google your way into fantasy-land. There were Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogues, there were MTV videos, and there were the blonde locks and the bouncy boobies of Ms Bundy to think on.
Hey, if I was producing Married With Children, I certainly would’ve leveraged Applegates tits and put her in tanktops, short skirts, and freezing temps. I don’t know what percentage of viewers were guys, but every single one of them wanted to see Peg and Kelly boobs!

Christina did an interview recently where she talked about her struggles with insomnia. She says she only averages about three hours of sleep per night. You know what she needs? An orgasm.

Huffington Post published an article a few years ago that cited a study saying 30% of US women masturbate to help them get to sleep. I would find the article and give you the link, but I’m a lazy pervert.

In my infinite chivalry, I would be happy to facilitate Christina’s deep sleep REM cycle with one, two, mmmm maybe three orgasms. I feel very “up” to the task.

Seriously though, I can’t imagine what it would feel like to average three hours of sleep for years on end. I’d feel like a zombie. She’s married and has one kid. Who can function sexually if you feel like the walking dead? I’m surprised her husband gets any at all, they gotta be headed for divorce.

She is on her second marriage. Now that I’m thinking about it, I think I could make a great marriage counselor for girls like Christina Applegate. I’m not talking about forty-five year olds, I’m talking about hot girls in general. I could help them out with a few orgasms here and there, and the tremendous sense of relief and well-being bestowed upon them would make them happier, less prone to depression, and more likeable by their husbands.

Getting back to the important topic at hand, despite a few health scares, Christina is still rocking the pokies. I’m proud to say I’ve spent twenty-nine years fantasizing about her braless nipples. I’m not sure what will give out first: the perkiness of her B-cups, or my average-to-mediocre testosterone levels, but it will be a whole lot of fun to wait and see.

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Lisa Rinna Pokies for Years

Posted on December 4, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

It’s easy to see why we’ve made such a big deal about Lisa Rinna’s pokies over the years. To be so old, she has an amazing rack. Boobs are important, but nipples are an undiscovered treasure. Not just anybody can earn a BralessBlog A+ for nipples aesthetics. But our gal Lisa certainly qualifies.

She has been pretty quiet lately, not making a ton of appearances on the red carpet or flashing those mammajammas around on vacation.

I have absolutely no clue wtf she’s doing with the whole spray tan thing. If I had to guess, I’d say these photos were staged. Who gets a spray tan outside in a pop-up tent with a bikini on? I have personally witnessed a fitness model getting spray tanned just before a competition. They did it in a hotel room, and she was buck naked.

I would think Lisa would strip everything off, and even shave her muffburger before getting bronzed. I would be happy to do this for her. The bronzing or the shaving.

I gotta admit, the lips (on her face) are a little much. I think we sit in judgement on older gals who get plastic surgery without considering what they would look like (saggy and old) without it. Regardless, she doesn’t have to get my opinion before she gets worked on. I’ll take this opportunity to say: regardless of her age, I’d lie to work on her! lol

In the second photo, she’s holding her hands up, as if to tell me “stop you maniac, I’ve just successfully orgasmed for the thirty-third time, now please get your face out of my crotch.” Or maybe I’m wrong.

That is a might flat stomach, indicative of the fact that she trains and abstains (from eating junk food). It could also imply that she gets lipo every few months, but hey I could use a little myself. World-class pokies, Lisa; BralessBlog says to keep it up for your fan(atics).

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Update:
I think this is a recent photo, but it seems unlikely because her lips look like maybe 20% more normal? Maybe she somehow shrank them overnight or something. Regardless, I like the braless look.

Update 2:
Yeah, she’s getting old. Kind of like a stick-figure caricature of her former yummy self. But as it turns out, she still likes to stomp around braless and she kind of looks less wrinkly with a mask on…
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