Here’s the scoop:
I watched Gina Carano in Haywire last night.

I wouldn’t go so far as to call her gorgeous, but she is attractive (boobs!).

She is only 30 years old, but that’s a long time to get your face pounded on, so she looks a little rough around the edges. Her body is pretty damn good.

I’m stuck on her boobs. I mean, they are gigantic. Are they fake? And if they are, why would a professional athlete go out and get a boob job knowing that would slow her down a bit, weigh her down, make it harder to move fast? I gotta say they are real. Here is my supporting evidence.

1) She’s been fighting since 2006, and has always been dedicated to winning. She wouldn’t have plumped up her chest knowing the disastrous effects it would have on her mobility and weight class.
2) I’ve seen no pictures of her from years past as a a-cup or b-cup. She’s always been curvy. She’s 5’8″ tall and 150 lbs. That ain’t tiny for a woman.
3) She’s had trouble making weight for a few fights. Girls who have to make weight don’t carry around bags of silicone or saline fake breasts.
4) Gina seems to be able to squash the girls down a bit with a sports bra or compression bra. It’s hard to do that if they are fake.

I swear I didn’t realize she was Crush in American Gladiator. She wore an outfit that consisted of a silver tanktop, what looked like a girdle, and some short shorts. Man, I used to love that show. The chicks on there were so hot.

Gina is listed as having 36DD boobs. Holy cow those things are tantalizing!

I checked out her twitter feed, and her instagram account, and her facebook page because… well, because I’m a good little stalker. She has 503k followers for her instagram. Trust me, that wouldn’t happen if she was just some simple stunt woman with a hair upper lip and no personality. Some of her popularity has to attributed to cleavage.

Update:

Apparently Gina was saying some uncool things on social media, and go herself fired from her latest acting gig. Not cool, but it in no way affects my inspection of her boobies. I thought it would be an excellent time to post this weigh-in video from a while back. Resolution sucks, but I like what we can see!

Jenn Kaelin makes me think about world peace, lingerie stores, and the infamous dirty sanchez. If you don’t know sanchez, bralessblog ain’t the place to find out.

My point is, there are a flood of emotions that come about when Jenn hoots her hooters. She has that dirty girl, 80’s rock video look that really doesn’t get old.

I think she started out at a Hooters, and progressed to stripping somewhere. It’s been asked before why she doesn’t hit the big circuit, do magazines, maybe start her own site.

I’ll tell you why. Because it’s tiring lugging around those massive boobies! It’s just too much work.

No, the real reason is because she asked me, and I told her no. I said, Jenn baby, you gotta keep those boobies just for me. Don’t be flashing them around to everybody.

With a twinkle in her eye, she reached around and pulled my wallet out of my pocket and said, um, so you don’t mind if I do some stripping then?

She’s been in internet sensation for a few years now. It’ll be interesting to see if she’s able to capitalize on it and pick up a new Ferrari, or whether she ends up selling shoes in some store by the time she’s thirty.

You know she’s a 36F, right? Lawksamercy, them girls is beeg.

There were some uh, er, leaked videos awhile back. I’m too wholesome to give you any screenshots or stream the video here, but if you want to see it just contact me or leave a comment or something.