It would really suck if Miley Cyrus got run over by a gigantic Ford pickup truck while sprinting braless across the street. We’re talking national tragedy here, quite a disaster. How sorry we would be after making fun of her for so long while drooling over her boobies and wishing she would accidentally bong herself senseless on the couch in our living rooms so we could do dirty things to her while humming Billyray Cyrus tunes. Even if that’s not your thing, when you look at Miley and you look at my mobile home, I know you start thinking the same thing. Anyway, in this case, she didn’t get run over. What did happen is her left boobie bounced up and knocked a tooth out, and her right boobie snuck right out of her loose-fitting top. Whereupon she grabbed it and stuffed it back in there, all while never braking stride. And what might she have been running after, you ask? Well, allow me to explain. There were giving away free oscar myer weenies, and Miley just couldn’t rest until she had one in her hand and one in her mouth. Also, she likes really creamy mayo, like dribbling off her chin and stuff. Wow, I have sunk to a new low.
Category Archives: Braless Celebrities
Tulisa is Braless
I saved these pics on my hardrive and labelled them Tulisa. That’s a good thing, because she is perky and cute and braless. But damn, you’d think I’d be a little more complete with my information. Who the hell is Tulisa? Why does she waggle those boobs around with no bra? Is that toolbag dude running away because now he has seen just how short her outfit is and how bare her boobies are and he just can’t take it? These and many more questions crossed my inquiring mind as I paged through the yummy action photos and dreamed of Tulisa’s pokies scratching up my nose and my forehead and other parts of my body.
So I googled her. Not quite as fun as fondling her, but slightly more legal. She is a 23 year old singer and actor from Great Britain. 23 years old, man I’m getting old. I remember sleeping with a 23 year old several decades ago. That was some nubile noshing. I guess you would have to be 23 to wear a hideous outfit like this, and then waltz around with paparazzi snapping photos of your boobs bouncing around and your asscheeks hanging out. I think I need to see some photos of her in lingerie, maybe a g-string.
LeAnn Rimes Boobies Soothe
I don’t know why I’m so nice to all of you. You click on my stuff, and send me harassing notes, and do basically nothing but aggravate me. To celebrate my grumpiness, we will look at some famous boobies. I suspect that by staring at the bosom of LeAnn Rimes, I will be soothed, relaxed, transcended. Let’s see…
Nope, didn’t work. I’m just horny. I guess that’s better than nothing.
I have no explanation for the stretch marks on her boobicles. I don’t think she’s ever had a baby, but seriously I’m not babe-o-pedia or anything. Maybe she used to have a boob job, and then she had the implants pulled out. But I don’t think so. Any way, who cares. What she lacks in skin perfection, she makes up for with pocketbook and those eerily blue eyes.
Plus, she cold sing in the shower. Maybe yodel, like while I um soaped her up. That would be fine. I would splish splash a little too much, and she would bat those eyelashes, and those blue eyes would captivate me just before I stuck my nose between her slightly scarred up girlz and gave them a rather serious motorboatin. I wonder how tall she is. Answer: tall enough.
Katy Perry Braless Sideboob Yummies
These are some tantalizingly delicious shots of Katy Perry‘s boobs. The art of the sideboob is a curious thing. We generally fawn over cleavage and nipples. Bot those of us who are experts know the power of the sideboob. Those girls are just begging for a warm hand and a nuzzle from a nose. My nose, to be precise. Katy’s face, I realize, can be alarming when not caked with makeup. But you see, Katy knows this, and keeps madeup. She tries extra hard to be a hot little totty. Do you see her out slumming in sweats, and greasy hair, and no makeup like Britney? No siree bob. She’s out to wow you and make you groan. Same thing in bed, I suspect. She would go that extra distance to make sure you knew she had been there. Not by kneeing you in the testicles, then clapping with delight. But by… well, I leave it to your imagination. The important part to remember is: a) they are big, b) they are currently braless, c) they are within a millimeter, a scant niphair of falling right out. The photographer jedi who took these photos probably had to go douse his face and neck with cold water just to calm himself down.
