You know what we need more of around here? Some goldarn hotass brunettes, that’s what. And that’s what I’m gonna deliver. Try to be cool and not drool and keep yo hands off your tool…

Jimminy Christmas on a toast stick, is this chick hot enough to melt your left flip-flop or what? It’s not just her body, which by the way is illegal in forty-two states and deserves it’s own memorial. That sultry look. Like: c’mere big boy and let me check out your shifter stick.

I’m not that big on pierced nipples cause they get in the way of my teeth. I like to nibble ya know. Although I like the way M&M’s clink on my teeth, I do not like the way nipple jewelry scratches my enamel. But this girl is such *the whole package* that I can forgive her. Also, can we take out the piercings? I mean, that wouldn’t cause her nipples to fall off or anything would it??

Giant cleavage like this is good for your health. It lowers your blood pressure and makes you exercise. And by exercise I mean… yeah… that thing you do to yourself when nobody’s watching.

Seriously, is this glorious or what? God bless these gals with great boobs and the sense to show them off. They are seriously doing the world a favor. They are doing me a favor. What would I want to look at more than boobies? Nothing! That question has an easy answer.

On an entirely different playing field than Ms. Giant Cleavage is this little braless cutie.

My my my, how do you like that smile? The way that she has those chubby little boobs slung into that top is only accentuated by the dangly, sparkly necklace she has casually positioned between them. I like it. I’d marry her. It’s decided. Let me run to Wal-Mart and buy a ring.

This girl was at a party jibber-jabbering when her hot friend, who had clearly consumed too much alcohol, walked up to her and pinched both of her nipples through this thin blue tanktop.

Now she could have reacted in several different ways. She could have
a) Slapped her friend and said “You’re drunk! Stay off my nipples and quit harassing me!”
b) Moaned and said “Oooh baby, don’t stop that. You know I feel that all the way down in my special spot.”
or c) Given the camera the crazy eye and promised to flex hat appears to be rather toned arms and shoulders in cracking heads if the naughtiness continued.

If you think I’ve delivered on my promised to point out four brunettes who are flopping braless and guaranteed to make your johnson grow and your undies shrink, just clap one-handed or maybe leave a comment.

In the meantime, feel free to check out the rather absurd sideboob action from Micaela Schaefer. PS – she is a brunette and I thought that post was really damn witty from the 2013 time machine.

Even if you’ve never heard of her, you are about to be mesmerized. Anamaria Dodan apparently never wears a bra, and she has gigantic boobies.

Information is scarce on this hunny, so let me do us all a (perverted) service and sketch up a quick bio:
Anamaria is 5’1″ tall
She weighs 118 lbs (a significant portion is upstairs)
Her breasts are all-natural F-cups
She is Romanian
She models

Wait, were you thinking I would write a book? Well think again, cuz I’m too busy staring at her cleavage to be factual. She loves posting photos of her boobies to her instagram account. I’m somewhat surprised that as of today only 69k horny dudes like me are following her.

She smiles a lot. I would too, if I looked like that. I don’t know much about Romania. Maybe it’s a cool place to live, and people are super-happy and don’t need anti-depressants and smile 24/7 there. Without further ado, here are

The Top 5 Reasons Anamaria Dodan’s Boobs Astonish Me

5) They stick straight out. Now, I realize they droop a little, which is counter-intuitive to the whole premise behind #5. But take this picture as an example. See how her breasts press so mightily against her t-shirt? These aren’t pancake/flapjack boobs here, bro. They are quite conical and quite levered out from her body and it drives me wild. Getting my hands on these girlies would be like a pirate finding lost treasure.

4) Her nipples are never soft. And by that I mean even when she’s asleep. She has permapokies. A black shirt typically hides things pretty well, but here she is standing beside her car practically shredding her shirt with her nipples. This only increase the need I feel to see her nekkid.

For all I know, her nipples are hard even when she is relaxed and asleep in bed. Is there any kind of operation you can have to make your nips stand at attention all the time? Do women do that? According to the viagra commercials, an erection lasting more than four hours can cause damage. What if a woman’s nipples are erect for more than four hours? Any concerns there?

3) They are all natural and huge. There, I said it. I know I preach about the equality of all boobs, and how small boobs are just as awesome as big boobs. But c’mon, we all know a giant pair of hooters makes a man’s heart sing. And mine sings real loud looking at her chesticles.

I started to create a new category just for Anamarie. I mean, what do we call her? My braless D-cup category just isn’t large enough to contain her, if you get what I mean. I guess we could file her under amateur pokies, but she models and I’m pretty sure she gets paid which means she’s not an amateur.

2) She is constantly braless. Seriously, it is hard to find a picture of this chick where she is wearing a bra and has her pokie nipples covered up. In cases where I do find that, I have to assume it was an accident. She does not like wearing bras, for which I am enormously grateful. Thank goodness she’s young, because boobs that big that are so frequently unsupported will eventually get saggish. Let’s hope I’m still around when that happens.

1) She likes showing them off. I like candids and “oops” moments as much as the next guy. And sometimes I like demure women. But ya gotta love a chick who has big giant boobs and likes to show them off. I bet her boyfriend sits across from her in KFC like in this photo and can’t help but think dang woman, could you just put those things away for five minutes so we could eat in peace without horny dudes harassing us?

But she won’t. She can’t. It brings her joy to flash those things around. And frankly, it brings me joy too.

At least for now, it seems difficult to find any videos of Anamaria. Here are a couple from Youtube. I realize she isn’t half-naked, bouncing around, or particularly prevalent in these, but hey I’m doing what I can:

https://www.instagram.com/anamaria.dodan/

Update 2:
You probably needed to see this…

Update 3:
Her cleavage in this bikini is so deep I almost fell in. Swimming around in a pool with her and those boobs would be embarrassing, as it would be hard to hide the woodrow.

This white Guess t-shirt doesn’t stand a chance when Anamaria isn’t wearing a bra. Those nipples are about to do some shredding.

There’s no need for me to be pretentious or put on airs. I like dirty trailer park girls just as much as I like the sophisticated country club mammas with their fake ta-tas.

As I may have mentioned before, I have quite a thing for braless babes in dresses. Let’s cover (uncover?) a few, shall we?

This skinny little thang is built like a brick shithouse. She has a rack on her that likes to sit up straight and talk back dirty. Do ya think she might have forgotten her bra today? Hmm, let’s stand out in the middle of the street with a semi-embarrassed smile on our face while this dude takes a picture of my nipples. No tune-in-Tokyo please.

This blondie is so glamorous, she may be on her way to a Halloween costume party where she is dressing up as Marilyn Monroe. The droop of those unsupported boobs, and the way the material of her dress clings to every little bump and ridge on her nipples makes me want to thank the good lord for mammary glands. That hair though, mmm wanta grab it and pull it.

Lookit what we have here. I plump, curvy little babe in her late twenties who has chosen to go to the wedding shower in a dress that is just destined to gape open and earn her lots of perverted stares from guys as horny as you and me. The cleavage alone would be enough, but to add into the mix the hint of her pokie nipples, alas my willie salutes you.

Hold the fricken phone! This gal’s raspy, crazy-hard nipples, which are apparently approaching the rating of diamond-like on the hardness scale, are about to rip right through the material of her flimsy cocktail dress. Just as importantly, she seems exuberantly happy about it. Me too! Plus, I can kinda see through to your yummy hips! And maybe no panties! Hooray!

Wait. You thought I was through, didn’t you. Woot-woot! There’s more! Continue reading Braless Gals in Cocktail Dresses Make My Willie Happy →