I don’t know why I keep forgetting to (un)cover Jessica Chastain here on BB.
She is no spring chicken. These days she’s 45 years old. She has been in a bazillion movies. And she’s even done some nude scenes, but they weren’t particularly thrilling or exceptional.
She’s a very private person, kind of shy. Which sucks for her, because we are all about looking at those boobies, aren’t we?
Jessica’s boobs are sort of here-today-gone-tomorrow, peekaboo boobs. I’m pretty sure they are not enhanced, because that’s how natural boobs tend to be. They grow, they shrink, they get squashed by dresses, they bounce around in certain clothing.
She’s all about the women’s lib, but she certainly doesn’t mind showing off her nipples or wearing a blazer with nothing underneath and flashing enough cleavage to give a priest a heart attack.
Apparently she married a legit Italian Count (blah-blah-blah) a few years ago, and they popped out a couple of kids.
She has taken more than a few action roles in movies, which I find weird. But then in some cases she plays a wife getting drilled or a secret agent. Here’s a video of her boobs that you’ll probably enjoy.
Jessica is a redhead. Apparently I haven’t covered many redheads on BB over the years. I found a reference to one in this post from a few years ago, and I thoroughly enjoyed re-watching the video!
Update 1:
I panted for a few minutes after stumbling across this photo of Jessica with her braless boobs squashed into this low cut sequined thing. I can pretty much see her belly-button her shirt is open so far!
Update 2
Jessica always has a unique look, and I uniquely like looking down her shirt with this downblouse picture of her signing autographs! I think the debate is still raging about whether those titties are natural or enhanced. Post your opinion below…
The thing I want for Christmas cannot be wrapped, and doesn’t come with a bow on it.
You can’t buy this at a store. And it never comes with a receipt.
I like it when they are squashed together, and I like it when they are hanging free. Yes, yes, of course: I’m talking about downblouse boobs.
I have posted some epic shit over the years about this phenomenon. It sort of obsesses me. Regardless of how horny or how satisfied I am, if I happen to get flashed some accidental cleavage, I’m absolutely gonna luck and slobber. I might as well get this off my chest: I’m all kinds of worked up right now, so I’m going to release a veritable treasure trove of downblouse photos, and I’m going to gloat and comment in detail about them, and you’re welcome to come along for the ride.
This young lady was really not thinking of her audience when she selected a low-cut top as she headed out the door to go vacuum her car at the local car wash station. She has some nicely-sized, white, soft boobs doesn’t she? They are kind of pushed up and spilling out her top, and we can all rest assured there were a bunch of dudes checking her out as she was bent over.
While we are on that theme, yep here’s another girl cleaning her car out while her boobs are precipitously close to wiggling out of her tanktop. Those straps look awfully thin to deal with melons of that size. She may want to rethink things, wear something a bit more supportive next time she decides to bend over in public. Apparently there are creeps who hang out with cameras at carwashes looking specifically for this, and I salute them.
Another theme that’s new to me is the dishwasher downblouse. Thank the lord this is really a thing. Women the world over are forced to bend over to load and unload the dishwasher, and predatory/perverted dudes like you and I stand ready to document their boob flashes as they do so. What a damn fine idea. Why did I not think about this? We should give the guy who invented a dishwasher and decided to install it on the floor a goshdarn medal.
Candid downblouse pics are definitely a personal (and fan) favorite. This lady was pretty busy trying to set up her picnic in the park while talking on her phone, and didn’t notice the dude with the telephoto lens snapping photos of her cleavage. And wow, does she have some cleavage. With her down on all fours like that, and her hair in her face, and her boobs wobbling around, I’m going to have to go take a cold shower here in a few minutes.
Another rare photo I don’t think I’ve ever seen before is a gymnastics downblouse. This girl is super cute, and I’m digging the ponytail. Her little boobies are doing their best to say hello to us, and the angle of her split and the camera and the position of her leotard are all just right so that…. ahhhh, we get a nice glimpse. I like ’em bendy, and I bet this chick can tie herself into a pretzel while smiling and eating a yogurt.
How about students. Raise your hand if you like checking out pretty little coeds who aren’t smart enough to keep their boobies covered up. What’s that you say, you have one hand in your pants and one hand on your mouse and can’t raise a hand? I totally understand. And it’s not going to stop me from posting up these classroom cuties. Schoolgirls have a naughty reputation, and some of it is well deserved.
I have turned comments off, because people spam and annoy the shit out of me. But if you guys stumble across some rare downblouse videos or pics you want me to post here, just use my contact form and I’ll try to post it!
I could’ve sworn somewhere on this vast, 10 year-old site I had covered (uncovered?) Giada De Laurentiis. But search as I might, I see nada.
She’s more than just a pretty face; she should be studied by scientists. Because her nipples, teased to the very edge of display, routinely defy the laws of physics.
I forgive you if you are sitting there with your iphone knockoff or on your office desktop enjoying BralessBlog but asking “Giada who??” She is a celebrity chef and does stuff on the food network. Or at least I’m told so. I’m to poor to afford cable, and if I could afford cable I’d be too busy watching skinemax to watch the food channel.
Organizing my thoughts is a full time job, trust me. But I have a few things to share about Giada, and I’ll split them up into discrete topics.
1) Giada may be a sex fiend
Giada was married for 11 years. After she divorced, there was evidently a lot of gossip around town. It’s odd there’s so much talk of her dragging dudes (sometimes several at once) back to her hotel rooms. She was photographed on vacation with Matt Lauer. Yeah, you know the news guy who was fired for fooling around with half of the NBC staff. The were “just friends”. Un-huh, friends, with big pearly whites and super boobs and no nookie.
2) Giada likes keeping her nipples under wraps
Bikinis, dramatically low-cut tops, freezing cold production sets – none of that matters, we rarely get a glimpse of those pokies. You’ll see some photographic evidence here, and (because I’m awesome) some downblouse shots. But considering the body she has and how willing she seems to show off her cleavage, it’s tough to find shots of her nips. (See below for nip slip gif.)
3) There’s something going on with Giada De Laurentiis’s crotch
I realize this is “bralessblog”, and you’re here because you goddam love the boobies. I don’t mean to distract you from that. Get a load of all the cleavage you want, bro. (And you too, sis.) But I would be remiss if I didn’t explain to you that Giada’s crotch caught my eye. I realize she’s a mom that’s approaching her 50’s now. Things start to droop and loosen up, I get it. But the few photos I’ve seen of her hoochie area make me think… megalabia. If she really is a sex fiend, maybe her girlparts stay swollen. Maybe she likes to pull on them, kinda like me as I sit around in my barcolounger watching Knight Rider reruns and pulling on my jimmy. I’m just saying: that’s a package.
4) Giada’s measurements are heavenly
Forget the supermodels with the long legs. Giada is a compact 5’2″ or so. She’s petite, which is a little weird for a chef. But don’t you worry, my girl comes packing a 32 C-cup bust. I like ’em big and small, but sometimes you see an advertised C or D and you think somebody might be fudging the numbers a little. I fudge my number all the time, healthy 4″ here, glad you asked. But anyway, that skinny waist, acceptable butt, and curvy soft boobies are just heavenly.
Here’s about as close as we’re going to come to a nipple slip from Giada (click for the gif)…
Let’s not skip over the Giada downblouse 🙂
Update 1:
Well, I was wrong. That *wasn’t* as close as we are going to come to a Giada nipslip. In fact, we are going to come much closer. Apparently she was splashing around in this blue bathingsuit at some tropical location, and a big mean wave slapped her around, and OOPS! one of those nipples popped right out. It is as pretty and pink as I had hoped, but is more twisted up and erect that I had ever dreamed. Lemme know if you agree…
Update 2:
I can’t seem to leave Giada alone. Not only have I decided to update this post with a few more smoking hot photos I found, I also decided to create a video of some of her bounciest moments.
For the video,
Segment 1: Giada’s cleavage is a little crazy in an animal print dress.
Segment 2: Giada is strolling along a beach in a blue bikini, and she seems to have a little extra bounce in her step.
Segment 3: She is in a fairly cleavage-friendly dress on a morning show doing some cooking, and the camera seems to occasionally get distracted by her boobs.
Segment 4: One of her routine cooking shows, but she is wearing a tight-fitting blue top and looking insanely gorgeous.
Segment 5: Eating in a dive bar while wearing a soft, tight, plunging v-neck sweater. Grrrreat cleavage.
Segment 6: Dancing and bouncing around before a talk show, and then getting cheered by the audience.
Segment 7: Giada does some wine bottle stuff in the kitchen, but she is wearing glasses with her hair up and she has the top two buttons on her shirt undone so that we are forced to gape at her cleavage!
Note: Youtube deleted my account, despite the fact that I show zero nudity and keep it pg-13. The following video might have to do as a substitute for you pervs…
edit: the youtube nannies struck again
Update 3:
Here are a few photos of Giada parading around on a beach in Miami. Yep, she’s still got it. And by “it”, I mean some nipples poking out of her swimsuit and a curious and impossible to ignore crotch bulge.
Update 4:
You are probably going to want to stare at her cleavage while she cooks. Gotta wonder what she was thinking when she unbuttoned that shirt so far.
Update 5:
Ya’ll know I cannot leave Giada’s vagina alone. Wait, say that 3 times fast –
giadasvagina
giadasvagina
giadasvagina
That’s hard to do, but not entirely unpleasant. Anyway, this wacky swimsuit she’s wearing is not particularly bad at hiding her lips, it’s just that her lips are plump enough and juicy enough that hiding them is quite difficult.
We get a little hint of nipple pokies in this shot, so it’s worth including.
And finally, this is another view of her in the same swimsuit from a couple of updates ago. But it is high quality enough to add, as I like the way her cute little boobies are squashing out and on display!
Update 6:
Giada holds up both ice cream cones, and flashes that smile at you. Her trademark pearly whites, her enthusiastic and earnest face asking, no begging the question. You point to the yummiest looking one, and she immediately moves it to her mouth. The warm summer day melts the ice cream faster than she can lick it. It drips down her fingers in gooey, sticky streams and drips onto her soft cleavage. She has unbuttoned the first few buttons of her top and squashed her perky little boobs together just so you would be mesmerized by this wonderful sight. “Do you want to help clean me up? Or make me even messier?” she teases. She runs her glistening tongue around the rim of the cone, flicks it back and forth suggestively…
Ahh, Giada daydreams.
Update 7:
Giada went on vacation with some of her friends recently, and she spent the entire time with those pretty little boobies squashed together in a bikini.
I wanted to add this pic of her in snorkeling gear, because if you zoom in really close, you’ll notice that her boobs are actually squashing out the bottom of her bikini top. It’s not every day we get a glimpse of underboob on Giada, so let us celebrate.
Update 8:
Giada’s boobs squished together and spilling out of her salmon colored dress…
Update 9:
Although no color looks bad on Giada, I thought we should spend a little time appreciating her cleavage in white clothes. For instance, this candid photo of her flipping her hair off her shoulder in a white bikini top makes me dream about having those boobs in my face…
And this pic of her in a white sundress has a ton of cleavage. Her hair is a mess, and her mouth is hanging open as usual, but the way that beaded necklace dangles down over her boobs means staring at them is irresistable.
Update 10:
I added these shots of her cooking and posing because, a) she is so damn cute, and b) we get a bit of a look at her pokie nipples.
It’s not long until Christmas, and I’ll give you a little tip: Santa likes boobs too. I don’t know exactly what she looks like, but I’m willing to bet Mrs. Clause has had a bit of motorboating over the years.
Maybe, if you’re lucky, you will get the gift of boobs for Christmas. Not like breast implants. Chances are, if you’re visiting this blog, you’re a guy. Yes, we have female visitors too, but statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be a guy. As a guy, we do not want you personally getting breast implants. I mean like boobs in your face, that kind of gift.
It could be boobs at a restaurant, like this little lady. This kind of downblouse craziness is hard to get adjusted to. What do you think is going through her mind? I have big, soft, double-D boobies. It’s just so difficult and boring to keep them covered up. I think I’ll just squeeze them up and out, display them to everyone. If the guy is cute, I’ll think it’s hot that he’s looking at me. If he’s not, I’ll call it creepy.
The other day I was walking through the downtown market, and I came across this gal who was painting. She had a bucket and you could make a donation if you wished. As she finished up her paintings, she would lean them up against the rail and start another. Folks were buying the paintings, so that was another income stream for her. She was dressed quite comfortably, wearing no shoes, stretchy pants, and an over-sized v-neck shirt with no bra. I think part of her popularity was the fact that gentlemen strolling by would catch a glimpse of the downblouse action of those boobs weeble-wobbling under that shirt, and they just couldn’t help but stop and stare. And it some cases contribute. And in some cases snap a secret photo.
Honey, let’s meet for a drink at a cafe. You can wear that frilly little orange skirt that I like. And that tanktop that is ver loose-fitting and barely there. No bra, okay? I want those pretty, perky, pink-tipped boobs to be tantalizing me the entire date. Also, wear your hear up. Keep it off your neck so I can get the full view of your radiant skin. What’s that, the waiter is staring down your top? Well, we don’t mind do we?
Meanwhile, as we visit the Leaning Tower of Piza, how about we stare right down this girl’s shirt? I can’t say I’m a fan of the crazy hat and the goofy sunglasses, but my goodness I can see all the way down to her bellybutton. This has to be on purpose, right? Maybe she unclipped her bra, stuffed it in her purse, bent over and said “did you get the photo?” I kind of suspect she and her boyfriend frolicked in the taxi on the way to the Tower site. He had a hand up her shirt feeling those soft yummies while the cab driver smoked and tried not to stare in the rearview mirror.
