Dove Cameron’s Boobs Get Bolder

Posted on November 23, 2022 by Mr. Pokies

I got surprised the other day when I stumbled across this image of Dove Cameron on the interwebz. Seeing her nipples poke out of that white shirt made my hairy toes curl up, and I was immediately interested in finding out more about her boobs personality.

Her eyes are greenish, and she’s 5’2″ tall, and she’s 26 years old as of this post date, which is about as far as I got into anything not related to her cleavage.

I got pretty serious once I saw this see-through selfie she took of herself in a mostly transparent nightgown thing in a dressing room in Beverly Hills. She has graduated from pop princess to a new level of “touch yourself while you think of me” with that nastiness. I might want to take her to prom.

She isn’t built like a Mack Truck or anything, no top-heavy mogambos for this girl. If you want to see that (and honestly, who doesn’t??), you’ll have to click on over to Anamaria Dodan. But Dove is obviously proud of her little B-cups, and that makes me like them even more.

She apparently started out as some kind of Disney actress. I’m guessing they keep you on the straight and narrow, make you wear underwear and not slut it up too much. But since she grew up and got away from Disney’s clutches, she started getting a little wilder and a little bolder. Some tattoos here and there, public bra burnings, hell she might even be giving her boyfriend a handjob in the back of the home improvement store these days.

Or girlfriend for that matter. Cause she has come out to say she is bisexual. And I don’t want to discriminate. She’s welcome to do hot dirty things with whoever she wants, and I’m happy to enjoy it from afar and post up pictures of her cleavage or her leaked nudes.

Haha, kidding. I might have downloaded a few pics of her perky little nakedness, but I won’t post them here. But she ain’t shy about posing topless. Spicing it up with a little bit of goth or alternative, ex-Disney Dove Cameron topless action is just what the doctor ordered.

The way that she is cupping her boob like that makes me think about her pinching her own nipples and moaning. But I digress.

I find it interesting (in my perverted kind of way) that she seems to be so focused on her tits. She has 48 million (!) followers on Instagram, and she’s so thirsty for attention that she posts a picture of herself somewhere on line every 28 seconds, yet I had to try really hard just to find a basic pic of her butt in a g-string or a thong. As you can see, her butt looks mightyfine, so if I were her I would get with the program and put that thing up on some billboards or with some flashing neon lights somewhere. Shoot, she would probably double her drooling little IG followers if she started flashing those buttcheeks around.

I kinda thought she was cousins with Cameron Diaz, but I was just confused.

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The Search for Ethereal Lovebug Nipples

Posted on November 6, 2022 by Mr. Pokies

This started out as just another “Daily Braless Video” post. But I ran across the gal that calls herself Ethereal Lovebug, and her titties were so bouncy, free flowing, and delicious that I lost my mind and fell down a rabbithole.

While it’s not unusual for me to disappear down rabbitholes associated with boobies, this was indeed a deep and dark hole. I’m just now climbing out, so I risk having a relapse just posting some of these goodies up for ya’ll.

First let me say, Ethereal is not your pink clothes wearing princess who never gets dirty and never utters a swear word. She may look cute and nice, but this girl is nasty. She’s like that girl you knew in high school that didn’t shave her bits, had superchronic halitosis, but could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

She has a really terrible tattoo on one arm that says “home sweet home” with a stick figure of a house that it looks like a 3-year old drew. You have seen better tattoos done in a dimly lit Russian prison with a melted BIC pen laced with gray toilet water.

But it ain’t all bad, because pardner she’s got some titties. And I mean, wow. They are big, they are all natural, they are droopy, and it became very necessary for me to see her nipples. Were they big, were they small, were they pink, were they brown? I had to know.

I would’ve been willing to pay some amount of money through her (these days quite typical) OF subscription, but thank lil baby jesus I stumbled across some stuff for free.

You may have seen those girlies of hers bouncing around back in the Daily Vid #7. If so, I’ve pasted here yet another one where she bounces and sways her way into our hearts and pants.

Her little body is only made for one thing, and it’s not working behind a desk. We all know what she does for a living, and it involves showing off what she inherited in the way of curves and chromosomes. If you are able to watch this video with that little body flashing around without touching yourself, you are a goddam saint.

Update:
If you are wanting to go gonzo over her nipples, you’ll want to watch this video where she’s modeling the see-through blue shirt. I can’t believe she’s not going to get banned from youtube, as you can see basically everything. I’ll post the video here for your enjoyment, but I suspect it won’t be long before it’s gone.

Update 2:
Her boobies are huge, and they are hanging right in my face in this pic!

And the whole torpedo boob thing is certainly on display here.

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Braless Anecdotes

Posted on October 29, 2022 by Mr. Pokies

1) Braless milf gets mad
She was definitely a milf. Her reddish blonde hair was perfectly cut, but the wind had blown it around. Her designer sunglasses only partially hid her carefully-crafted makeup. But the best part was her boobs. They were massive mommy jugs, and just barely contained in her black tanktop.

I kept watching her as the game went on. She would jump up and cheer for her kid when he was at bat, and the effect was delicious. Her boobs would bounce around and sway back and forth. Every dad in attendance would hold his breath and fidget when she went into motion.

When her kid was called out, she got mad. She had a right to, considering the ump made a bad call. But storming onto the field was a little much. One of the other moms went out there to pull her out of the ump’s face, and things got crazy. The milf scratched at the other mom’s eyes, and then they started fighting. Somehow her tanktop got yanked down, and one pink-nippled breast popped out. It was the best kids’ baseball game I’ve ever been to!

2) Braless customer boobs
“How can you not have an opinion?” she demanded.

“Ma’am, I’m just hear to fix your dishwasher,” I insisted.

“The only reason you wouldn’t be able to say whether you prefer real boobs over fake boobs is because you haven’t studied the topic thoroughly.” She unbuttoned yet another button on her sweater, and I swear I thought her massive jugs were going to pop right out. “Can you tell mine are real?” she asked me coyly. I nodded, and tried not to get hard. She pinched her nipples through the fabric, and they immediately stood at attention. “See how they jiggle?” She cupped them from underneath and shook them at me. “You don’t think they are too droopy, do you?” she asked me with a pout.

“Um, no way. I think they are perfect,” I reassured her.

3) Unhappy with her boobs
“I just don’t like them,” she admitted. She was my coworker, and had invited me over to watch a TV show. She seemed a little drunk, and was complaining about her boobs. She was in a white t-shirt, and clearly wasn’t wearing a bra. Her short shorts were way to short, and the way she was sitting with on the couch with her arm propped up on her knee made me very aware of her spread legs, her smooth, creamy white thighs.

“Your boobs are fine,” I told her. “What do you have to complain about?”

“They are too saggy,” she insisted. “The size is okay, but see how they droop off to the side?” She cupped her tits and squeezed them up and together in a breathtaking display of cleavage. “And my nipples are always hard. It’s embarrassing. Everybody stares.”

“People stare because you have great tits.”

4) Lemons and boobs
“Please don’t kill me!” I begged her.

She laughed. “Do you want some lemonade or not?” Her braless boobies jiggled as she chopped the lemons on the cutting board. Her white tanktop was thin and practically see-through.

“You look pretty dangerous. One minute you might be cutting lemons, the next minute you might chase after me with that giant knife.”

“Well you better mind your P’s and Q’s. If you give me any trouble and take this thing and cut your schlong off.”

“Schlong? Nobody calls it a schlong. Except for Lorena Bobbit. She probably called it a schlong right before she chopped it off and then took it and threw it out her car window as she escaped.”

“I’m just kidding you. I like your schlong way too much to ever cut it off. Why don’t you bring it over here, I have an idea.”

PS – I also updated the Alexandra Daddario post with some cleavage action.

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Braless at the Library

Posted on October 19, 2022 by Mr. Pokies

Occasionally I will get a wild urge to deep dive a very narrow niche of the braless genre. Typically, all of you perverts are happy to jump down the rabbit hole with me.

Today’s oddball topic is going braless at the library. In no particular order, let’s review my favorite five ladies of the day…

1) It’s easy to explain why I chose this one. This girl has a massive rack. They are clearly all natural. The way those pokies are jutting out makes me moan.

I like the little choker thing she has around her neck. And the way that she’s looking away from the camera makes me think she just got busted by the librarian for being naughty, and is getting kicked out.

2) I’m totally guessing here, but based on my expert opinion this little blondie has fake boobs.

Hey, I don’t mind. Those nipple are like some kind of gift from Zeus. I like her casual hair wave, and her smirk, but I’m trying to ignore the rabbit tattoo while I dream about shoving my face between her mounds and giving her a good solid motorboat.

I don’t know what she’s going to read, but I would like to watch her doing it. While she’s naked. In a bathtub. With me in it.

3) This is a great view/angle of the little yummy blonde’s boobs.

Her tiny pokies make me think she’s smuggling some raisins underneath her shirt. She has flat abs, and a neck that is just begging for a pearl necklace.

I would imagine those are c-cups, do you agree?

4) Every library I’ve been in is super quiet. But I’m sure this busty milf caused quite an uproar when she waltzed in the door.

Those hard nipples are poking mercilessly through the thin material of her shirt. And she is adding an extra element of arousal by putting the strap of her purse right between her boobs, emphasizing the cleavage.

I bet she has quite a bit of boob bounce while she walks around browsing various book titles.

5) Last but not least is this chubby mamma.

I realize she isn’t a svelte 100 pounds, but I’ve been told hefty girls try harder.

Her boobs are a bit droopy and strangely cross-eyed? But you can clearly see right through her shirt to every detail of her areolae.

She’s smiling, and has dimples, so she wins some points for cuteness.

Other posts of interest:
The only reference I could find to Halloween was back in 2012. Chameleon boobs are not related to the lizard family. When it gets cold, we long to see the bikini nips.

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