Farrah Fawcett Boob Dreams

Posted on December 1, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Ok, so I know she passed away, but my musings would be considered quite a tribute by all but the most puritan of people. I don’t know why, but Farrah Fawcett crossed my mind lately. Looking through my embarrassingly lengthy archives, I haven’t mentioned her since 2006. Can that be right? Surely not…

Farrah was the stuff of dreams back when I was young. Yeah, she had great hair, and that sexy smile that said “I’m about to get naughty with you and we might get arrested.” But it was the boobs that sealed the deal.

This was before the days of implants, or at least before the days when everybody was doing it. Her girlies were perky, and natural, and just big enough to make ya cry mamma, And those nipples! Definitely deserving of an exclamation mark. She might be of the perma-pokies clan. Jennifer Anniston is president of that group. Who else could we put in there?

Did Farrah end up getting implants? I just now kinda rummaged around on the interwebz with that question, and the jury is still out. Regardless, her boobs still have an open invitation in my home.

My pubescent memories of her take me back to a time of big hair and rock bands and Fredericks of Hollywood catalogues. Was it Farrah Fawcett that was in some movies or TV shows with Lee Majors? Edit: Okay, I totall screwed that up. That’s what happens when a Greek God ages into a decrepit pervert with saturated cheetoh fat blocking his brain. I was thinking of the television show The Fall Guy, which starred Heather Thomas and Markie Post. How in the hell is it that I have never posted Markie Post? More on those gals later (yummy).

Farrah isn’t on my top ten or anything, hence the ten year hiatus from my bralessblog commentary. But dang she has a very nice overall package, and is certainly worth our attention.

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Sofia Vergara Nipples Rock

Posted on November 30, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Although we have on occasion discussed Sofia Vergara’s excellent boobies, when I think about it, it’s wayyyy too occasional. Can you imagine a flat-chested Sofia? Nah, me either. That girl has built her brand on a motor-boatable rack, and who can blame her. We also have that accent to drool over. Imagine her whispering naughty things in your ear. I can imagine her doing lots of things, more on that later.

It’s gotta be tough for insanely hot stars to age. The wrinkles pop up, the perky body parts sag down, and the next thing they know, they aren’t insanely hot any more. Several names immediately come to mind (cough, Sharon Stone and Lisa Rinna), but I’m trying to be kind so I won’t mention any. Before we classify Sofia and her rockin nipples into that category, it would be wise to put her through an inspection of sorts. This would involve a thorough exploration with my hands and possibly my face. Purely clinical of course, nothing sexual. Ahem.

My magic internet sources tell me she is 44 years old. This suggests we could also consider her a cougar. She does have kids, but let’s stay away from the milf term for now.

I am currently fantasizing about her in some very skimpy lingerie, bringing me a Christmas present on a cold winter night when the fire is warm and the lights are dim. I suspect she would have some goosebumps from the chilly air, and those nipples would be frozen to the point where they could cut glass. Or at least dent aluminum foil. Did I mention she claims to have F-cup boobs??

I have not met her in person (yet), but she appears to be of fairly large stature. I suspect if she put her mind to it, she could get both herself and me sweaty and exhausted. Heck, she might put me in a bodycast in a hospital, I’m not exactly in tip-top shape. Being hospitalized by Sofia Vergara is ah kinda at the top of my bucket list (wink wink)!

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One of my favorite pictures of her showing off some pokies:
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Update:
I thought I should add this photo of Sofia in some kind of crazy push-up deal that is mashing those braless tits in a way that I find quite enjoyable

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Braless Blonde Pets the Kitty

Posted on November 29, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

Holy moley this lady has some gigantonormous hooters doesn’t she??

It is practically unnerving to watch them jiggle around as she pets the kitty. I just wanna say: a) lucky kitty, b) those girls just about escape that tanktop. Boobs that big have to be restrained and constrained and detained or somebody’s liable to get a black eye. One wrong move and that cat could’ve been sent into the concussion protocol.

I love busty chicks doing the downshirt thing. If you like this clip, you will absolutely love checking their site out HERE.

This is another one of my movies, one of the more popular in the last year or two…
http://www.bralessblog.com/2014/10/12/braless-on-a-bicycle.html

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Purple Wedding Dress Pokies

Posted on November 28, 2016 by Mr. Pokies

I don’t know if this is purple exactly, but hey I’m no art editor (just a qualified, specialized pervert).

I wish I had a mega-resolution version of this photo, because I swear I think you can see every pore and bump on this gal’s nipple. Um, you’ll just have to ignore the ah bumps on her face, because everybody isn’t a model, and with unleashed D-cups like that you wouldn’t care anyway.

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A few from back in the day:
http://www.bralessblog.com/2007/02/12/braless-at-the-wedding.html
http://www.bralessblog.com/2009/07/05/wedding-dress-nips.html

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