I got surprised the other day when I stumbled across this image of Dove Cameron on the interwebz. Seeing her nipples poke out of that white shirt made my hairy toes curl up, and I was immediately interested in finding out more about her boobs personality.

Her eyes are greenish, and she’s 5’2″ tall, and she’s 26 years old as of this post date, which is about as far as I got into anything not related to her cleavage.

I got pretty serious once I saw this see-through selfie she took of herself in a mostly transparent nightgown thing in a dressing room in Beverly Hills. She has graduated from pop princess to a new level of “touch yourself while you think of me” with that nastiness. I might want to take her to prom.

She isn’t built like a Mack Truck or anything, no top-heavy mogambos for this girl. If you want to see that (and honestly, who doesn’t??), you’ll have to click on over to Anamaria Dodan. But Dove is obviously proud of her little B-cups, and that makes me like them even more.

She apparently started out as some kind of Disney actress. I’m guessing they keep you on the straight and narrow, make you wear underwear and not slut it up too much. But since she grew up and got away from Disney’s clutches, she started getting a little wilder and a little bolder. Some tattoos here and there, public bra burnings, hell she might even be giving her boyfriend a handjob in the back of the home improvement store these days.

Or girlfriend for that matter. Cause she has come out to say she is bisexual. And I don’t want to discriminate. She’s welcome to do hot dirty things with whoever she wants, and I’m happy to enjoy it from afar and post up pictures of her cleavage or her leaked nudes.

Haha, kidding. I might have downloaded a few pics of her perky little nakedness, but I won’t post them here. But she ain’t shy about posing topless. Spicing it up with a little bit of goth or alternative, ex-Disney Dove Cameron topless action is just what the doctor ordered.

The way that she is cupping her boob like that makes me think about her pinching her own nipples and moaning. But I digress.

I find it interesting (in my perverted kind of way) that she seems to be so focused on her tits. She has 48 million (!) followers on Instagram, and she’s so thirsty for attention that she posts a picture of herself somewhere on line every 28 seconds, yet I had to try really hard just to find a basic pic of her butt in a g-string or a thong. As you can see, her butt looks mightyfine, so if I were her I would get with the program and put that thing up on some billboards or with some flashing neon lights somewhere. Shoot, she would probably double her drooling little IG followers if she started flashing those buttcheeks around.

I kinda thought she was cousins with Cameron Diaz, but I was just confused.

Once upon a time, big boobs were a burden.

Women had to run from sabre-toothed tigers and light campfires and keep themselves clean(ish) without hot showers and bath soap. So having gigantic boobs sort of impeded all of that.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a woman with giant boobs run. Although it’s fun to watch – in a perverted kind of way – it’s not in the least little bit elegant. What I’m saying is, giant knockers from a natural selection perspective were a drawback.

In midieval times, women couldn’t go to the store and buy a bigger bra or a special blouse made for busty gals. They had to make their own clothes, or get their mamma to do it. Once again, have huge hooters was a pain. And it wasn’t like there were career alternatives like pole dancing and strip clubs where bouncing those things was going to make you money. You were trying to farm and maybe hunt, and they just got in the way.

Fast forward to modern times, and we have gals like Danielley Ayala who’s sole claim to fame is huge boobs.

I mean, I’m sure she’s a good person. I’m sure she has a great personality. I’m sure if she delivered your pizza, or helped you find the right widget on Aisle 5 at the local hardware store, she would do just fine. But the reality is, she’s making BANK and it’s because of her boobs.

I think she might have started out on Instagram as an “influencer”. That just means she sells shit to fans who are there to look at her titties. She has 6.4 million followers. Damn, that is a lot of fans!

But since then, like many internet hunnies, she has migrated to OnlyFans. There’s no good way to determine how many subscribers she has on OF. Her subscription is $4.75 per month. If we assume she has 1,000 subscribers, that’s $4,750 per month, or about $60k a year she’s pulling in. I might guess that’s it’s more like 5,000 subscribers, or $23,750 per month, or $285k per year. Yes, she’s getting rich because of her boobs.

Hey, that’s enough about money. I don’t want to taint our Danielley experience with talk of cash. We are really here for something else entirely.

There’s no doubt she is so popular because her boobs aren’t just big, they are freaking magnificent. She claims that she was born with big boobs but they were droopy and I guess sketchy so she had them “re-done”. I can’t really tell if we should consider them fake. I guess so.

A bit of a Danielley biography:
She’s from Los Angeles.
She currently lives in Miami.
She does not eat condiments.
She likes dogs.
She has six tattoos.
She is Puerto Rican and Russian.
Obviously, she’s not married.

Update:
About a zillion people have already contacted me asking if I have Danielley nudes. The short answer is yes. I don’t know if the pics were leaked. Or if she started doing nudes after the OnlyFans migration. Or maybe a combination, where some of her private photos were leaked, and then she figured well screw it, my nipples are already out there on the internet, I might as well make money off of them.

Regardless, she routinely posses braless with her nipples poking through. And she does topless where she does a handbra, cupping those magnificent melons with her hands. And godblessher, she loves doing underboob stuff, which drives me bonkers and makes me hump the prickly bush in my back yard.