Mixed martial arts seems cool until I think about some smell sweaty guy squashing me, and then I hyperventilate and cry for my mamma.

Women’s MMA doesn’t really illicit that response, but has it’s own set of problems. Seeing some hot gal get her nose cracked over to the side of her face and bleeding all over herself just isn’t hot.

There have been plenty of hot female fighters though. The promoters aren’t dummies. They know more guys will watch if the gals are smoking hot.

Ebanie Bridges comes to mind. Ronda Rousey ain’t bad.

And then there’s Paige VanZant.

Those of you who are purists will argue she wasn’t necessarily the world’s best fighter. In her career, she’s fought 13 matches. She won eight, and she lost 5.

More importantly, she won her boobs. Or bought them, rather. In 2018, she acknowledged that she had her boobs done. And I sure do like them.

Once she started modeling on her own, she has made way more money than she ever did fighting. But I might argue that fighting made her famous, and then modeling allowed her to capitalize on that fame and get rich.

I am semi-obsessed with her little petite body. She’s 5’4″ and around 125 lbs. She’s muscular – check out those abs!

And yes, she poses nude. And with dildos. And butt plugs. And doing lesbian stuff with girls. And dirty stuff with her husband. The nudes are out there, but ya’ll know I try not to get that explicit here on BB.

Not to be confused, of course, with the other Paige, which is a whole other level of boobs.

I tried to put some kind of bio together for Sophie Mudd, but the short story is: boobs.

That’s right, she hasn’t really done much else to become famous, other than possessing the kind of tit-to-waist ratio that makes Barbie dolls and top heavy fire hydrants jealous.

She has 2 or 3 million Instagram followers. In theory, some of them are chicks who dig fashion. But in reality, about 99% of the people showering Sophie with attention are dirty old men like me who continue to slobber over her slutty boob displays.

She definitely knows how to work those things. And I’m pretty sure they are all-natural, although I’d be happy to taste test them and give them an exploratory motorboat just in the name of science.

I think she is 24 years old. Legends abound regarding her measurements, but consensus is she’s 5’5″ tall, weighs about 125 lbs, and wears a 32F bra size. Dang, those things are the biggest part of her body.

She loves flashing them around. You can find pics of her naked, but it’s not what you’re thinking/hoping for. It’s all implied nudity, you can never really get a peek of her ta-ta’s fully bare.

But braless? Oh, yes. She has enough cleavage to get lost in.

Edit:
I guess that previous video was a little too risque. Sophie’s boobs tend to garner a lot of attention, and maybe that’s why it got shut down. Here’s an alternative, lots of bikini boobs here…

Katy Perry’s boobs get my attention every time.

It’s not that I don’t like her music. It’s fine. But that curvy, bouncy body snaps my head around, and makes my eyes big, and makes my pants tent up like I’m a horny adolescent.

Surprisingly, it has been 11 years since I’ve even mentioned her here on BralessBlog. For those of you who are lazy bums:
Katy Perry Sideboob Yummies
Katy Perry Pink Nippage
Katy Perry Pokes
Katy Perry Gigantic Cleavage
Katy Perry Boobs

I find this pic just delightful! The reasons:
1. That purple bikini top squashes Katy’s soft boobies in a way that makes them spill out the sides like the world’s most delicious muffin-top.
2. You can see just a hint of her nipple pokies, which makes me slobber like one of Pavlov’s dogs.
3. The way she has her foot up and her hips cocked puts her crotch on display, invoking some instinctual mammalian urge in me to howl like a wolf and copulate like a rabbit.

She must have used tape, or super glue, or some kind of magic Star Wars tractor beam to hold this dress to her boobs.

You know how sometimes you’ll smell somebody’s perfume or walk by a janitor who is vacuuming and you’ll sneeze? What would happen if Katy sneezed while she was in this dress?

I suspect at least one if not both of those wonderful double-dee’s would pop free. And oh, what a wonderful day that would be.

As we all know, big natural boobs like Katy’s can be squashed down and moved around, and subsequently sometimes they look smaller and sometimes they look bigger.

In this shiny blue dress, her boobs are flattened like pancakes.

But hallelujah, I can clearly see the imprint of both nipples. I think this was pre-pregnancy, so her nipples had not yet been through the baby torture test.

There have been a few leaks over the years, and I have to admit that I’ve seen a few pics of Katy topless. Yep, her nipples are pink. Yep, her bare boobs are as wonderful as I was imagining.

Also, there was a sex tape thing. I think it was with Orlando Bloom. I’m guessing somebody’s phone got hacked.

For now, I’ll leave you with this oddball pic.

Um, so Katy was masturbating on a public beach? Or maybe her ladybits were itching and she gave them a scratch?

Hey, there’s no shame. If I had a pudenda as pretty as Katy’s, I’d be hard-pressed to leave that thing alone. I’d be rubbing and tugging and slapping on it 24/7.

Update
These downblouse photos of Katy doing squishing her hands into her Hollywood Walk of Fame star are fabulous. I think I got lost in her cleavage there for a minute. I like the way she’s grinning and laughing and sticking her tongue out, and her eyes are mesmerizing.

Kayla Simmons is a goddess who played college volleyball back in 2013. Since then, I guess she has just been hanging out, “modelling”, and flashing her boobies around.

Kayla isn’t a gigantic lurch-lady, as she’s only 5’9″ tall. I’m 99% sure her boobies are real, because they are so squishable. In many of her photos and videos, she has them bound up in various pieces of clothing or she does the handbra thing, and no enhanced boobs are that soft and squishy.

It’s funny how so many hot models these days are washed up athletes. Turns out it’s really hard to make millions as an athlete, but if you’re hot enough you’ve got a great shot at doing it with your body. Grace Charis, Paige Spiranac, and even some Crossfit gals come to mind.

Her favorite movie is Step Brothers, so clearly she has a raunchy sense of humor. As great as those boobs are, her butt is a definite A+. She does some nude stuff, but you have to catch her on the right day, and it’s mostly just implied nudity. She has a million followers on her Instagram page, so dudes like us are chomping at the bit to see more of her.

And a video, try not to stare at her boobs: