A Lil Braless Luv

A few quick updates for today…

I added a new video to the Acropolis1989 post. Ya’ll just relax and quit blowing up my inbox would ya!

Maitland Ward makes me want to buy a fleshlight.

That porcelain skin. That red hair with those blue yes.

Oh, did I mention her crotch and those boobs? Um, yeah. It works for me, I’ll just put it that way. I kind of look at this picture and imagine her crushing my greasy head with her thighs. I think I would let her use that thing on me. Don’t lie, you would too.

I was in a yuppie bar the other night talking with this lady. She was only mildly attractive. It was hot in the bar, and before long, she let her hair down. Hmm, not bad looking. Then she took her glasses off. Oooh, I like. She went to the bathroom and when she came back she had unbuttoned her overshirt. Her pokies were nearly offensive. I’m talking nipples for miles. This progression from mild to supermodel could have been the beer goggle effect. Or maybe it was more legit.

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Boobs – the Proven Universal Maker of Peace

There’s lots of unrest in the world these days. All of that is caused by a variety of things, but all of it could be fixed in one fell swoop.

What is this magic elixir, you ask?

It’s not desegregation. It’s not communism or capitalism. It’s definitely not religion.

It’s boobs.

Yep, that’s right. With more cleavage comes more happiness. This is a scientifically proven fact. Or at least it should be.

Think about it, when have you been happiest in your life? When you are getting your nose slapped by a yummy pair of knockers, that’s when.

You didn’t want to go to war. You didn’t want to argue with your neighbor. You didn’t want to protest in the streets. You just wanted more of those boobies.

Here’s a quick video of a braless Indian gal whose boobies are so big she’s liable to trip over them if she’s not careful.

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Why Crossfit Gals are Obsessed with Boobs

It’s been awhile since I posted about crossfit boobs. What the hell is wrong with me? Wait, don’t answer that.

I guess I got distracted and fell down on my duty. I might fall down on my face if I stare too long and these blazing pokies.

I know, I get it – you do not have to write me and point out these women are wearing bras. And this is bralessblog. And hence I’m violating the oath of office. It ain’t like that.

It’s a sportsbra. And besides, I can see nipples, so shut up.

Some of these ladies might be on PEDs. In extreme cases, they look like men except with pretty faces and boobs and tasty crotches. That worries me a little, but I feel like I could get over my fears with a little horizontal practice.

Because of the masculinity associated with getting their cross fit groove on – the heaving of heaving things, the sweating and grunting – crossfit ladies do tend to put a bunch of focus on their boobs. Some of them get implants. Some of them just wear sportsbras that show off their pokies. And godblessem, some do both.

I tried to work out at a crossfit place once, but they kicked me out for violating their rules on “groping” *eyeroll* whatever that means. I guess I am relagated to just creeping around the internet and staring at their boobies on the screen.

While I was at it, because I’m so awesome, I updated the braless brides post with a few more pictures. Thinking about marrying one of these sweaty crossfitters got me in the mood.

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Freckled Boobies

Sooo, freckles anybody?

A little chubby, yes, but I couldn’t really resist those big braless boobs with her pierced pokie nipples.

It looks like she’s in a car. I can picture her bouncing around in there with every pothole she hits. That would be quite distracting. Her freckles remind me a little bit of Lindsay Lohan.

While I was at it, I updated one of the Shania Twain posts with a new video. That kind of bouncing makes me a very happy person. I wonder what cup size Shania is?

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