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Today’s Braless Update

Funny how ordinary life tends to intersect with BralessBlog.

I heard a couple of things in the news this week that reminded me of prior posts here on BB. I guess it’s not that unusual considering I’m a pervert and plenty of stuff makes me think of boobs.

First of all, there was the Hope Solo arrest. This prompted me to freshen up the post from several years ago. Go check it out, and let me know what you think.

Also in the news was a Paige Spiranac divorce heartbreaker. I don’t mean to let the cat out of the bag (or the boobs out of the bra) here, so check out the Paige post for deets.

Just for fun, and because you guys tend to curse at me if I ever post anything on this blog without feeding your insatiable desire for braless pokies, I’ve included an “interesting photo”.

This girl looks a bit alternative-ish. The lip piercing, the nose piercing, the tats. Based on my very careful inspection, I don’t think she has her nipples pierced.

The best thing about going braless in a tanktop is that the boobies tend to wobble around a lot. They are somewhat restrained by the loose-fitting top, but still free to bounce and sway.

Her ta-tas do seem to be a bit telescopic, which reminds me of my famous >boob calculation post from a few years ago. If anyone disagrees with my math, feel free to publicly call me out!

Braless Bathtub Breakdown

This photo makes me shiver, and froth at the mouth, and pound on the table, and howl at the moon.

I think we should break this down in detail, don’t you? The cool thing is, it’s my damn website, and I can do whatever I want. So let’s treat this more like a notification rather than a request for approval.

1) She’s a cutie
Her face is quite attractive. See those semi-nerdy glasses? I like ’em. See the hair in a messy-bun? I like it. Lips, ears, eyelashes. It all works for me.

2) OMG her boobs
You had to know this was coming right? Cause here on BralessBlog, I tend to focus on the chesticles a lot. Some would say I’m a wee bit obsessed.

She has grrreat boobs. Not too big, not too little. Very much on display, but still covered up by that wet, white, see-through tanktop. Notice how the light and the shadows play with her cleavage. Sort of like how I would like to play with her cleavage.

Also, pokies. As in nipples that are crazy hard, and fully detailed, and ready for me to pinch. I want to feel those on my eyelids and my cheeks and my nose rightaway. Yes, I’m creepy. Get over it.

3) Abs
I do not require flat abs. I like curvy women. If you don’t have a six-pack, I’m cool with that. Well this baby girl clearly takes her modeling career seriously, and drinks less hop-infused life water than I do, and cuts her doughnut consumption off at 1 instead of 1-dozen like I do. Awesome tummy. Two thumbs and a johnson up from me.

4) Leg-spreading !BOOM!
As I’ve mentioned before in a few of my crotch posts, it’s hard for me to ignore a lady with her legs spread. And it’s hard for you to do that too, whoever you are. Even if you are a women, which statistically speaking is less likely.

She is spreading her legs nice and wide, which totally forces me to look at her crotch and notice that her panties are tiny. The way the water just barely covers her privates is maddening yet wonderful at the same time. Oh so well done.

See how the water sort of bubbles around her labia? It makes me think she might be masturbating from the water pouring out of the faucet. Cause that’s a thing. Yum.

If you’ve been waiting for it, here’s the full-resolution image. Enjoy.
braless in the bathtub

Big Happy Braless Knockers

This braless redhead makes me smile. Mainly because she is smiling. She seems to be saying, hey big bubba, I know you are riveted by my massive natural boobs and the fact that I’m braless and they are sort of flopping around and you can see my nipples poking through my tanktop. Want to come say hi? I’ll admit that her face is a little odd. I can’t quite figure out what’s going on there. But who cares with a chest like that.

Speaking of taktop and big boobs and smiles, for godssakes check out this hot lil mamma. Is this not ridiculous? She is actually so cute that her nose is wrinkled up. Oh, and also you can see her nipples. I kind of wonder if she didn’t go to pick up her kid at some other kid’s birthday party dressed like that. All the dads that see her are probably stunned into complete silence.

And what the hell, I’ll go ahead and stay with this theme and present to you: complete madness. That’s what this blonde goddess is, with her perfect orbs, and her hard little nips, and tiny tanktop straps that are about to pop like overtightened guitar strings – twang! Although I was a bit distracted by her obscenely large white watch, I was equally mesmerized by her eyes. I mean boobs. I kind of think this girl is a maneater.

I might as well finish off this series with a little coed action. This gal was hoping she could sneak into the library and get a little studying done without too many pervs checking her out. But she made a mistake. She wore this mercilessly tight, low-cut tanktop with no bra, and no every dude in the library is itching to look down her shirt. Who can blame them?? She has quite the rack.

Since it’s been awhile since I put together a video, I’ve also posted this one. Now we have all seen how crazy Youtube is about flagging or deleting my completely non-nude videos. My suggestion is a) watch it quick before it disappears, and b) upvote it so that Youtube is less likely to be snooty about it.

Braless Updates FTW

Hey old fogies, here’s a tip: FTW means “for the win” in cool dude speak.

No huge or prolific posts today. I’ve been trying to get caught up on special requests folks have sent in via my contact page and smoke signals.

I added a handful of pokies and boobie photos to the Lynda Carter page.

I added a few photos of the luscious girl-mounds of Ms Sofia Milos, and fixed some weird formatting issues while I was at it.

Jennifer Aniston is a perennial crowd favorite, and I updated one of her pages here. Who knows how old that gal will get before she stops being hot, I’ll probably be dead by then.

Little-known Michelle Monaghen got some love from me, along with her little-sized nipples. I added her instagram account so ya’ll can go cyberstalk her.

I know she hasn’t been bringing the yummy lately (age-related), but one of Lisa Rinna’s pages deserved a few added photos because… well, boobs are boobs.

tanktop pokiesI don’t want to leave you folks with a completely medialess post, so just to keep the masses from revolting, here’s a photo of some braless tanktop pokies. You may be somewhat concerned that this young lady is experiencing a painful cameltoe. Fear not. I’m more than willing to swoop in and yank those panties out of her pudenda-crack with my teeth while avoiding shaking all the cheetoh crumbs out of my belly-button or offending here with my earwax-cicles.