We should celebrate life, liberty, and the pursuit of horniness with some random braless babes. If you agree, scroll down for the win…

This milf-ish babe sitting on the hood of the car with her nipples poking out reminds me of ZZ Top. Remember them? I wonder what those old perverts are doing these days. I’m hoping they are munching bunches of viagra and chasing naughty nurses around the old folks home. She seems to be a little chilly, and wow I guess that dress came in a can, because it looks like it’s sprayed on.

College football has been a big deal lately. Raise you hand if you catch glimpses of those perky little cheerleaders and think dirty thoughts. Mmm-hmm, I thought so. Me too. This cutie definitely qualifies as perky, even if she is a little on the slim side of not-well-endowed. I would guess roughly one-biiiiilion people so her pokies pushing against the thin fabric of that crop top, and wanted to undress her with their eyes. Probably even a few women.

I debated about whether I should call this a “club dress” or a “cocktail dress“. Who cares; damn what a babe. One time I went out on a date with a girl that looked like this. She was even wearing a dress like this. I took her to an all-you-can-eat buffet and sort of mumbled to her around mouthfuls of food while I stared at her chest. It was pretty much like looking into deep space at the secret of the universe. I was aware of life going on around me, but it just wasn’t easy to tear my eyes away from cleavage that promised such a glorious home for my nose and lips. Having this girl pile into my jalopy and seeing her already-short skirt ride up those silky thighs when she sat beside me. Yeah, I’m still dreaming.

If I walked by a house (mobile home) and saw this lady bent over painting the trim on the bottom of her cabinets, I’d probably have some kind of freakout session. Let’s ignore her funky hair for a minute, and just focus on her boobs. Not that any of us would need encouragement to do that. That whole downblouse thing cannot be ignored. You are going to look. Even a gay dude would look. And with her tanned, deep cleavage, this gal has packed them into a v-neck tanktop knowing that she is going to rock somebody’s world.

I can actually smell this girl’s boobs. They smell like vanilla. Her nipples probably smell a little spicy, because sometimes the pheromones that nipples release do that. Thank god for the naked selfies, am I right? I don’t really need a cell phone, because nobody would ever call me, but I understand the magic they have locked with 24/7 access to curvy women’s bodies and I vote yes. I’d like to climb into this hotel bed with her and squash her underneath my manly, hairy, smell, slightly flabby body. I think we would both enjoy it. I can tell by that little ghost of a smile on her lips.

Ya’ll are always emailing me asking me to hurry up and post more stuff.

While I can understand being an impatient hornball, sheesh, gimme a break.

Note that I don’t always get full credit. Sometimes I have to do boring administrative crap behind the scenes. I have to keep this crappy, expansive, 10 year old website going which is a pain.

Also, sometimes I update older posts with new (perverted) stuff I find.

In your search for new stuff, ya’ll always forget to go sniffing around the old posts, am I right?

So this time, I figured I would give you an updated on what I got done today, inbetween playing with my johnson and eating cheetos in my underwear I mean.

I updated the Candy Dulfer post with some new pics and info. If you are wondering who the F she is; yeah me too.

I posted some new material to this Tori Spelling page. I realize she isn’t as hot as she was 20 years ago. But hey, if you saw her at your local Walmart, you wouldn’t shove her out of the aisle or anything.

I added a video to
http://www.bralessblog.com/2007/03/29/jennifer-love-hewitt-pokies.html
because even after all these years, I’m still obsessed by her epic bewbz.

I updated the Jen Kaelin Braless post from 2012. She still hasn’t unhidden her Instagram account, possibly because of stalkers like moi. Continue reading Perverted Ramblings →

Thanks for being so patient – here is the giganto nearly nine minute long braless video I’ve been promising.

I will eventually go back and edit some background music in, but ya’ll know you’re here to see the boobies and could care less if you hear any guitars.

Come to think of it, I probably need to dub some music so that when you pervs watch it, it’s not so quiet you hear yourselves huffing and puffing.

As I mentioned before, this type of content is pretty risque for youtube. If you want it to stick around, signal its popularity by giving it a thumbs up, and/or subscribe to my channel.